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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather Rawak today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a Rawak collection of letters put together to form a Rawak collection of words which will, in turn, provide a Rawak collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If anda have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!



Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first soalan then dumplings!

A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid kuiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did anda say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION anda RENAGADE!*


Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards anda with his baju untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do anda do/say?

A. hei sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*

B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have anda done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!

C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his baju off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"

D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...

E. Invite him for a nice walk in which anda skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten sejak the giant squid

F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*


You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs anda from behind and pushes anda up against the shadowy wall- what are anda thinking?

A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE anda ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!

B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!

C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*

D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!

E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, Ciuman me darling!

F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....

G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.


DEMENTORS!! Run for your life anda crazy bitch, run!!!!!

A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!

B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*

C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*

D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*

E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!

F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as anda keep a basket at hand.


You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?

A. Ah, could it have been that krat of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set api, kebakaran to stuff!

B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!

C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: anda did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*

D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.

E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!

F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!


Why do anda like Harry Potter?

A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!

B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for Penulisan about her Cinta child!

C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, anda know? I'd kill to be magical!

D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*

E. Draco. Do I have to explain?

F. I Cinta Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!

G. I wanna be loved sejak you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved sejak anda alone! Poop poopy doo!


What did anda want to happen in the seventh book?

A. Voldemort's actually a woman!

B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!

C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!

D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of Cinta and huge glasses!

E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. sejak MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

F. It turns out that Snape is in Cinta with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!

Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!

A. Well, hurrah indeed!

B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!

C. Goodbye, anda strange, strange person...

RESULT!!!!

Thanks! I know it was totally Rawak and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.

So, anda can rate atau message me if anda like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
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posted by Flickerflame
I was asked to do this sejak lorythefangirl after I responded to her earlier one.

Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, atau otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture

Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, atau could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
(From the view of Draco)
Have anda ever seen something so beautiful as light? What ever it is that anda saw it would never be as beautiful as the light I have just witnessed as it stands this light which holds my hati, tengah-tengah together in one piece ceases to know I existed. Even though we walked down the same corridors to such things as laborious lessons that I cannot wish to attend, she floats on awan nine as she embraces her muggle-born ways that I Draco Malfoy mock her with my own undying Cinta to her... the lebih she floats the lebih I fall and the only way that I can hold onto her and actually speak...
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The two of us; Kaitlyn and I, walked through the large doors and into the Entrance Hall. The entrance Hall was crowded as it always was on the first day. Students of all years were entering in groups, leaving the First Years a little startled. They probably didn’t know where to go, what to do, whom to look for. I smiled to myself, we were just like that! Some five years ago, I realised that we had grown only when I saw the little ones.
“Cal? Caldera?” I turned towards Kaitlyn, who looked irritated.
I raised an eyebrow, “What did I do?”
“We were talking, remember?” she said, furrowing...
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This speech was telah diberi sejak Cheryl Klein, a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine buku (an imprint of Scholastic Inc.), and continuity editor for the American editions of Harry Potter (books 5, 6, and 7 I believe.) She made this speech and gave it at the Terminus 2008 Harry Potter conference in Chicago, Illinois. The speech is about Harry Potter and why we Cinta it, using these four elements: character, voice, theme, and plot. Enjoy!

•    My name is Cheryl Klein
•    I’m a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine Books, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
•    And...
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posted by Flora_Swift
"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." berkata Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting seterusnya to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much lebih famous than the two of us. She is just so Brave and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...
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 Bella rules!
Bella rules!
FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just berkata twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard atau potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove anda are wrong... I challenge anda to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
anda go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp atau Twilight?
 Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
601: i will not try to make a menyeberang, cross breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using Cinta potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in Cinta with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take Singing requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this senarai being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate Cinta child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of emas under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...
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101. If someone's House Badge is green and mine is purple, it means they are in Slytherin House. It does not mean "TheSorting Hat thinks they're dumber than me."
102. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not evenfor entertainment purposes.
103. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
104. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" atau "Debbie".
105. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
106. Hagrid does not have relationships with magical creatures, and I should stop implying that he does.
107. I am...
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posted by AliMissXtotheO
    Until now, I was looking ke hadapan to being sorted. But then Professor McGonagall told me I was to be sorted with the first graders, atau first years. Whatever anda call it. I didn't want every one in the school to view me as the girl who stood in line with the 11 tahun olds.
    Things turned out to go better than I expected. Before she bagan the ceramony, Professor McGonagall turned the the four houses and gave a speech....about me.
    "Before I call any first years up to be sorted, I would like to announce that we have a transfer...
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 Friends that stick with anda until the very end...
Friends that stick with you until the very end...
*Quick heads-up* I found this on another spot, and I loved it so much, I thought I should put it on this spot. It originally had about 130, I added 20 lebih and changed some a bit. Enjoy!

1. A decent plot. 
2. The Hog's Head
3. Character death. 
4. Quidditch. 
5. Real villains
6. A journalist anda Cinta to hate.
7. A character who's loyalties remain unknown.
8. Hogwarts. 
9. Magic. 
10. A wand. 
11. An all-ages audience. 
12. Friends that stick with anda until the very end.
13. Vampires that don't sparkle. 
14. The trio we could not live without.
15. Pranksters.
16. The Three Broomsticks.
17. The *very...
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Plots
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, Friends and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world

Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China

Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that anda can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)

Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past

Conclusion:
Common features between buku often help anda choose your seterusnya book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter atau is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
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((Note: Even though this is classified as a fanfic, this is a true story, the story of one Potterhead, and the years in which I grew up.))

I'm proud to call myself a Potterhead. It's a tajuk I've justly earned. Especially now. As our first tahun without Harry Potter draws to a close, all of us think back, back over the journey that brought us here.

My entrance into the world could hardly be called remarkable. The tarikh of my birth wouldn't become widely known for several years. I was born on July 31st, 1993, at 1:25 in the morning.

The first few years of my life are nothing but a blur, now. You...
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