Death by.. escalator?
So the story goes, A kid named Nick and his Friends are at a racetrack when a car spins out of control and everything goes to hell. Pretty much everyone dies, and then Nick comes back to reality to see that it was just a vision. They
leave, everyone ELSE dies and then 'death' kills them in the order that they would have died.
Blah blah, same old same old. But this movie was alot of fun to watch, especially in the "real D 3D", to which I'm new to. Some things disappointed me, such as the fact that Nick's (dumbass) girlfriend believes him right away, all in all reminding me a bit too much like Clear Rivers. What else bothered me is that the beginning of the movie feels very rushed, and then gets long and drawn out.
But, all of that being said, I this movie holds it's own to the last three in the 'death' department. Some of the most creative and crazy ideas that made me cringe are accounted for. It was also funny, with pretty good characters, such as the MILF (Krista Allen, from Feast!) that dies sejak a deadly case of "rock-in-the-eye". In short, I thought this movie wasn't amazing, but It WAS worth seeing, in my opinion, anyways.
The Scream Queen is...
1. Katie Cassidy as Kris Fowles [A Nightmare on the Elm Street]
2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Wendy Christensen [Final Destination 3]
3. Crystal Lowe as Elena Miller [Wrong Turn 2]
4. Emmanuelle Vaugier as Addison Corday [Saw II]
5. Danielle Harris as Annie Brackett [Halloween 1 and 2]
6. Ali Larter as Clear Rivers [Final Destination 1 and 2]
7. Scout Taylor Comptom as Laurie Strode [Halloween 1 and 2]
8. Isabelle Fuhrman as Esther Coleman [The Orphan]
9. Alison Lohman as Christine Brown [Drag me to Hell]
10. Briana Evigan as Cassidy [Sorority Row]
1. Katie Cassidy as Kris Fowles [A Nightmare on the Elm Street]
2. Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Wendy Christensen [Final Destination 3]
3. Crystal Lowe as Elena Miller [Wrong Turn 2]
4. Emmanuelle Vaugier as Addison Corday [Saw II]
5. Danielle Harris as Annie Brackett [Halloween 1 and 2]
6. Ali Larter as Clear Rivers [Final Destination 1 and 2]
7. Scout Taylor Comptom as Laurie Strode [Halloween 1 and 2]
8. Isabelle Fuhrman as Esther Coleman [The Orphan]
9. Alison Lohman as Christine Brown [Drag me to Hell]
10. Briana Evigan as Cassidy [Sorority Row]
The new Pinhead, the only god actor in the film.
This is not a remake of the first one, it's the ninth one. And boy, it's a doozy.
The film stars Stephan Smith Collins as Pinhead, and Fred Tatasciore as the voice of Pinhead. It also has a female version of Chatterer. The only good actor is Collins and Tatasciore.
Words can not describe how craptastic this movie is. Just watch the trailer.
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