All confessions are sourced from link.

Here are the full confessions:

“I actually think that Dib is an alien-human hybrid and is unaware of it.”

“I find that I relate to Dib so much because all of his classmates make fun of him for his obsessions.”

“I see a lot of myself in Dib, so it makes me inwardly wince whenever I see him mocked, shunned and generally mistreated by the people around him. I definitely know what that feels like.”

“I don’t really feel sorry for Dib when he’s bullied because, let’s face it, he bullies Zim as well.”

“Dib would be such an easy kid to kidnap. He trusts grown-ups too easily.”

“If Dib wasn’t obsessed with the paranormal and deemed as crazy by his classmates he would be the most popular kid in school because of his dad.”