Another version of "You know your an LOTR peminat when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
anda can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
anda have a decided opinion on the soalan of the two Glorfindels.
anda understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, anda must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But anda mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
anda know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
anda use Shire reckoning.
anda can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
anda think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, anda re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
telah diberi a map of Middle Earth, anda can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
anda can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, anda alih westward.
anda know Gil-galad's real name.
anda know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your kegemaran bintang Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
anda have learnt to blow smoke rings.
anda have a weed patch.
anda own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
anda know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, anda prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
anda talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR lebih than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR peminat-peminat have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past anda watching it, atau hearing anda quote it.
Your kegemaran CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though anda don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell anda anda need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" anda want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side anda don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week atau so.
When anda can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) anda flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 jam lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
anda have read/own 5 atau lebih Tolkien buku (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it anda exclaim: "What?! How can anda say that?!" and perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing anda talk about it anda perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed anda say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind anda of LOTR, like the way the mirror anda got for Krismas that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
atau the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes anda wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even tunjuk a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond anda can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if anda only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When anda see that picture anda turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When anda see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR anda read it as that word, like when anda see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) anda read it as Frodo's...
anda spend your time copying poems from the books.
anda have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien buku seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.