I got another corvette
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?!
Robotnik: It's our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before, there's a chance that it'll blow up.
Robotnik: It won't. Plus we can fit our entire army in it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: hei I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did anda do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.
Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.
Equestria March 13, 2025
pelangi, rainbow Dash: So tell me how anda survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an jam just to have Twilight get me here.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Now I just have to beat anda at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? anda can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get pelangi, rainbow Dash!
Robotnik: Kill pelangi, rainbow Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!
Me, and pelangi, rainbow Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!
Mobius March 13, 2025
Tails: Hi guys
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for anda though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.
Back at Equestria
Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and anda won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze ray set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't anda go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because anda won't sertai King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are anda enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would anda sertai these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no lebih My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are anda imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did anda do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.
Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & pelangi, rainbow Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
Shadow's car
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail atau will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My hati, tengah-tengah is pure (her hati, tengah-tengah is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail atau will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My hati, tengah-tengah is pure (her hati, tengah-tengah is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
