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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Wow. anda can stay with us until Celestia makes anda a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do anda sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Who berkata you're idiotic? Sure anda made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make anda retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do anda drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? anda need to wait in line atau leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told anda that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well anda should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters anda robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill anda for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do anda mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one lebih time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: anda also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just berkata that because anda did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll tunjuk anda how it's done.

In the seterusnya part
posted by fuzzykitten123
The secretary closed her laptop with one cyan hoof. Rain splattered the screen window. she stared at the door. The door to the Printer. The Printer Room. No one ever printed from the Printer. All ponies feared it would eat them. atau maybe the room would menelan them into a dark scary land. The secretary had bought a new printer so ponies could get their reports in to the big boss. The BIG Boss. She stroked her silky puce mane in uncomfortable feeling. The screen door was oulled back sejak a cloaked pony.
"Hello," the unidentified resident practically hissed, "I need to go in the Printer Room."
The...
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We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Friends out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, atau anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

Rainbow Dash: *Blocking...
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I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon...
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My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.

Episode 1

Old Is New

June 20, 1953

Bartholomew is narrating.

The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had lebih to offer then any England, and France combined.

I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven sejak Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13: *driving car*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Sitting seterusnya to Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 35: *Sitting seterusnya to Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 46: *Follows Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 5:...
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EARLY THE seterusnya MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see anda two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! anda mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So anda from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on anda guys.
Sean: I'll meet anda there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: anda always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a...
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Source: Me
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Source: deviantart
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 Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...
Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...
I'm doing this favor of Valentine's Day, because I never made a story about whether atau not my OC finds love. Let's get this story started!

Morning has just arrived, and the main six hustled to stand around Blazin's katil as he was sleeping. After hearing he has NEVER heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, they decide to surprise him-in a somewhat unexpected way.

Pinkie: He's gonna jump out of his bulu when we holler at the same time!

Fluttershy: Please don't yell too loud-he might hurt himself.

Rainbow: He's never heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, and anda say we should go easy on him? Not today....Ready?

Pinkie:...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a pantai was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a kuda, kuda kecil could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued seterusnya to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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Source: EQD, tumblr, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart