Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so pelangi, rainbow Dash appeared, "Gilda, what are anda doing?" Instead of answering Dash's soalan Gilda told her to fuck off, and gave her the bird. Right after that I appeared in my car. I wasn't the only one in Equestria to have a car anymore. Lots of companies started making cars for ponies to drive, some were Chevronet, Coltillac, Lunicorn, Dodge, Alfa Romaneo, Aston Maretin, Foallari, and Fillys. Every jalan in Equestria was paved, and full of cars. "Seems like Ponyville has improved." I said. "Yeah," Dash replied, "but what kind of kuda, kuda kecil would drive?" I didn't bother asking that question. pelangi, rainbow Dash drove before so she shouldn't be complaining. Pinkie Pie drove my car before, and she liked it. I spent half an jam hanging out with pelangi, rainbow Dash. She wanted me to throw her into the sky when we saw flying griffons. They were dropping bombs destroying stuff in sight. A few others came with guns, and started shooting ponies, one even cut off Lyra's horn, making her an earth pony. The first thing me, and pelangi, rainbow Dash did was drive away from the griffons. "Are any of them folllowing us?" I asked nervously. Equestria has gone to war against a few crazy enemies, including Nazis, and Discord, but this was insane. We are talking about a combination of a lion with a bird! So far no one was following us, but then Gilda got on my car. "What the fuck are anda doing?!" I yelled in frustration. Gilda was scratching up my hood, and trying to shoot pelangi, rainbow Dash. I grabbed Gilda, and threw her far away from us. We were now driving at bahagian, atas speed, 183 miles an hour. "There is no way she can keep up." I said. "And if she does I can totally take her on!" Dash added. Right, but first we had to find the rest of the mane six, and others. We drove to Canterlot istana, castle where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the istana, castle was gaurded sejak jeeps with machine Pistol on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight berkata when she saw us, "Hey." I berkata simoultaneously with pelangi, rainbow Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog." It didn't sound nice, but i really liked the nickname. "Allright." I said. We got a convoy of cars set up after we left Celestia. The convoy started with me, and pelangi, rainbow Dash in my car, Pinkie Pie, and applejack in a jeep, Rarity, and Twilight in another jeep, and then a truck driven sejak Fluttershy. Shredder was sitting seterusnya to her, and six soldiers sat in the back. "Everyone ready?" Dash asked. Everyone was set, and Dash ordered us to roll out. After she berkata that Pinkie rolled out of the car she was in. "Why did anda do that?" applejack asked. "Rainbow Dash gave me an order, and I'm not going to disobey her!" Yeah, pure randomness from Pinkie Pie as usual. When she got back in the jeep we continued into Baltimare. Once we arrived we saw three griffons set up a roadblock with two Alfa Romaneo's. "Lets blow them to hell." I said, simply turning on the headlights so I could launch a rocket into the cars infront of me. I wish those cars were something different, because blowing up two cool cars was something I didn't want to do. At least I killed three griffons. sejak the time we passed the roadblock there were lebih griffons trying to kill us. Twenty five to be exact, but two of them were in the sky with machine guns, and dropping grenades. "Over here!" shouted a soldier. All of us got out of our cars, and ran towards the stallion that called for us. "What is it?" I asked... anda know what? I don't know why the fuck I'm Penulisan like this! IT'S GODDAMN BORING!! I oughta write like
person 1: hello
person 2: Hi
Expect me to write like that in the rest of my stories.
Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.
Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held sejak a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks pelangi, rainbow Dash, but gets her neck broken*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: That oughta teach anda not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.
So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.
Twilight Sparkle: I don't see anything.
Applejack: It all seems clear.
Canterlot soldier: How can anda know for sure? Did anda even look?!
Applejack: Yes, and there is no one there
Canterlot Soldier: I think you're lying bitch, *kicks support beam causing the floor to fall*
hiding griffon: Don't kill me!
Pinkie Pie: hei that's Gustav.
Gustav: Don't kill me! I was here for the whole fight.
Canterlot Soldier: I told anda there was someone hiding anda dumb bitch!
Applejack: Will anda stop calling me a bitch?!
Sean: *steps between the two ponies* allright enough with the sexism. Now Gustav, why were anda hiding here?
Gustav: I didn't want to fight, but they made me come here. I figured if I stayed here then I wouldn't have to kill anyone.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is nice even though I thought he ate Mmm.
Rarity: Oh not this again.
Pinkie Pie: Mmm is this cake I was going to enter into a desert competition until these three did it! *points at pelangi, rainbow dash, rarity, and fluttershy.*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Don't remind us!
Pinkie Pie: Fine! But you'll miss out on the assumptions, and flashbacks!
Twilight Sparkle: We should probably get going.
After the stuff that happened in the bangsal the eight ponies, and hedgehog left with Gustav.
Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they berkata they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: anda think? If you're lying I'll kill anda myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No anda won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told anda to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck anda hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to anda like that.
Applejack: anda didn't have to kill him though.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Yeah he did. That was awesome.
Sean: Thanks. We better go to Canterlot.
Eventually we all got to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia about the situation.
Celestia: OK. We'll need some jeeps sejak the castle. If any griffon appears, they'll get shot down.
Twilight Sparkle: Good plan. anda may want to watch for some griffons carrying bombs however.
Sean: Yeah they blew up our cars.
Celestia: I have some of my soldiers that will shoot down any griffons carrying a bomb.
Rarity: What about Manehattan?
Celestia: You, Pinkie pelangi, rainbow Dash, and Sean will go to Manehattan. The rest of anda will stay here with me, and defend Canterlot.
Sean: Sounds good.
Fluttershy: Yeah.
Half an jam later my group get into an airplane for Manehattan.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: anda ever gone skydiving before?
Sean: Don't tell me we have to jump out of the plane.
Pinkie Pie: Why?
Rarity: Are anda afraid of heights?
Sean: Sort of. I got pushed out of an airplane once, and so did pelangi, rainbow Dash. While I nearly died Dash got killed.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: So that's why anda don't like sky diving.
Sean: Yeah, because anda died.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Shut up *laughs*
Ten minit later we fly into Manehattan, but how does the parachuting work?
Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't anda three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!
Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot
Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire Pistol at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two griffons: *fall to death*
Applejack: They got bombs!
Twilight: *disarms bomb*
Griffon 3489: *kills three ponies*
Twilight: We have ponies down. Send an ambulans over!
Luna: Ten 4. The ambulans will be here in approximately 1 and a half minutes.
Sean: No griffons yet.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I knew Gustav was lying!
Pinkie Pie: Then why are there griffons flying toward us?!
Rarity: Damnit! Gilda is with them
Gilda: Well well, if it isn't my ex best friend, and three lebih lamewads.
Sean: Up yours asshole. *shoots griffons* anda call that lame?
Gilda: Why didn't anda shoot me?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Were asking the questions.
Griffon 3489: Gilda! We are making progress on Canterlot.
Gilda: Copy that we just Lost Manehattan. *flies away*
Sean: That was easy.
Pinkie Pie: Back to Canterlot.
The four of us make our way back to Canterlot.
Celestia: We need backup, NOW!
Sean: At your service.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: The griffons didn't get Manehattan.
Celestia: Then who's guarding it?
Wasted pony: Dude. What if we were Kartun drawn sejak humans?
Drunk pony: I'm not a human! Piss off. *falls on ground*
The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.
Sean: applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need lebih ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have anda surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control
Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.
griffon: Cut the unikorn horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight, and Rarity's horn as well as Celestia's*
griffon: Now take us to the everfree forest
Sean: Chaos control
Once again I took them to a different place. We ended up in Hawaii, but the griffons didn't know that.
Griffon: Smash that gem
other griffon: *grabs chaos zamrud, emerald and smashes it*
Twilight: Now we have no way of getting out of here.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Yeah, what were anda thinking?
Sean: Something crazy *grabs and kills griffons*
Rarity: Now what about our horns?
Sean: We take a train from here into California.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: How?
Sean: sejak the tahun 2020 England declared war against Germany for no reason. Then they attacked America. As a result the americans helped Germany defeat England. There reward was a train bridge from Hawaii to San Francisco.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: How far away is the bridge?
Sean: About 5 miles
Rarity: What? I can't walk for five miles! IT'S TOO MUCH!!
Celestia: None of us want to walk for 5 miles either.
Sean: Rarity, I can carry anda if anda want.
Rarity: ok.
After a history lesson with a dramatic scene the four of us walk towards the train bridge. sejak the time we get there we're in for a surprise.
We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith lebih unicorns.
Vinyl Scratch: Where are anda taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once anda get the train across the bridge.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: sejak derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?
Sean: Don't worry. We'll stop the train close sejak San Fran.
Celestia and the rest of my team sneak into the engine. I try to defuse the bomb before it goes off.
Gilda: Hey, I know you.
Sean: anda do?
Gilda: Yeah your that hedgehog that I saw in Manehattan. I know what you're up to!
Sean: Really?
Gilda: anda want to help me now!
Sean: Oh yeah i do. What do anda need my help with?
Gilda: In case the ponies somehow end up in this car, I want anda to protect this bomb.
Sean: Sure thing.
The train soon leaves Hawaii and gets on the bridge.
Gilda: *walks into prisoner's car*
lemon Heart: Let us out of here!
Gilda: anda know saying that never works.
lemon Heart: We can find a way out if anda don't let us leave.
Vinyl Scratch: We're not as "lame" as we look.
Roseluck: We aren't even lame at all.
Gilda: You're multi colored ponies. What isn't lame about you?
griffon 3987: Gilda! We have ponies driving the train!
Gilda: What?! *walks towards Sean* I need anda to watch the prisoners!
Sean: Sure thi-
Gilda: STOP SAYING THAT!
Sean: *walks into prison car*
Gilda: *flies toward engine with other griffons*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: It's a good thing we have guns. *shoots griffons*
Rarity: How do anda think Sean is doing?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Don't worry about him, just shovel lebih coal in the firebox. We have anda covered!
Rarity: A beautiful kuda, kuda kecil like me shouldn't be doing this *shovels coal*
Twilight: Could anda stop complaining for once?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *shoots lebih griffons* Just ignore her.
Gilda: anda idiots keep missing!
Griffon 2398: Oh fuck off! At least we're actually doing something! *shoots Rarity's shovel*
Rarity: Finally I don't have to do anymore laboring.
Twilight: Not really, here is another shovel.
Rarity: NO!!!!!!!
Celestia: anda have to otherwise we'll slow down.
Meanwhile in the prison car
Roseluck: Sean? What are anda doing here?
Sean: The griffons think I'm on there side. Time to get anda out of here.
Vinyl Scratch: Give me your gun
Sean: *hands gun to Vinyl Scratch*
Vinyl Scratch: Ok, time to fight back *makes copies of guns*
lemon Heart: Perfect.
Sean: Allright, Celestia needs your help at the engine. All of the griffons are attacking her, and she needs your help.
Roseluck: Got it. Let's go girls
Vinyl Scratch: What about you?
Sean: I've gotta defuse the bomb.
Vinyl Scratch: There's a bomb?!
Sean: Yeah, that's what the griffons want to use to kill anda for some reason.
lemon Heart: We have to go.
The prisoned ponies, no longer imprisones set off to help Celestia and the other ponies. How will things go from here?
The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria
Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No anda shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich bin Pinkie Pie.
Applejack: Why are anda speaking german, and how come you're a griffon?
Luna: I cast a spell to turn her into a griffon, and now she thinks she has to speak a different language.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Fluttershy: Ok that's enough.
Applejack: Fluttershy anda two?
Luna: We're wasting time here! *teleports them onto the train*
Roseluck: Luna, what are anda doing here?
Luna: Saving my sister, but let Pinkie and Fluttershy take care of this.
Pinkie Pie & Fluttershy: *kills griffons*
Gilda: Oh shit! lebih ponies behind us. *kills Vinyl Scratch*
Griffon 4783: I thought that hedgehog was watching them!
Gilda: I thought so to.
Luna: Keep fighting!
Celestia: Luna! Why are anda here?
Luna: To save anda sister. We have to get off this train.
Twilight: But our unicorn horns are missing.
Luna: I can restore your horns now lets go! *teleports ponies back to Equestria*
yup they forgot me, this can't be good.
Sean: Almost done defusing it.
Gilda: What happened? Why are anda trying to defuse the bomb?!
Sean: So the ponies wont die.
Gilda: Well they just left!
Sean: Goddamnit! *kills Gilda*
other griffons: Freeze!
Sean: How about I burn instead? *detonates bomb*
The train has blown into smithereens, with all the griffons inside. I also destroyed the bridge.
Back at Equestria things were back to normal.
Twilight Sparkle: Where did Sean go?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I'm not sure. He must have gone down without a fight.
The End
The engine pulling the train
The mirror
