SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even lebih can't believe how angry Dashie was.
(FLASHBACK:
pelangi, rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.
RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!
PRESENT TIME:)
ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's pelangi, rainbow Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS Cinta you..
SCOTALOO: I guess.
ORION: She IS your saat mother after all.
SCOTALOO: True, true.
UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would anda three shut the hell up already!
SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean anda could treat us as shit!
UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat anda however I want. anda hardly classify as ‘Ponies’ to Cloudsdale, atau any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until anda get to your destination.
Scotaloo, feeling hurt sejak this, sits down quitely.
ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I’m sure as the deliverers, anda guys should know
UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It’s how it’s always been, for a thousand years.
AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a jeruk, pickle jar..
SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a jeruk, pickle jar?
AURORA: What of it?
SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.
UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your orange friend on that one.
ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?
AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.
UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?
AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.
ORION: Serious?
AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.
UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?
SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.
AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.
UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of anda ever tried pickles with kacang, kacang tanah butter?
ALL THREE: No
UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.
Awkward silence.
Suddenly they came to a stop, and three Friends were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.
*LATER*
SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it’s all so familiar... I think we’re in the weather factory!
ORION: That can’t be right. We were traveling for way too long. We’ve got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.
AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don’t know. I’m confused. Maybe that’s just a coincidence.
SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... anda degenerates are probably wondering where exactly anda are. Stupid fillies. You’re in Cloudsdale! The pelangi, rainbow Facility, to be correct.
SCOTALOO: What’s going on here? Do anda expect to use us as slaves? Because I’d rather be deported, thanks,
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like anda failures have a choice. You’ll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I’m sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn’t a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you’re picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I’m one of the Forecolts in this facility. I’m sure you’ve all had the tour of the lower factory, no?
SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed sejak Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*
ORION: Hey! anda can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH anda MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before lebih 'encouragement' is needed.
The three frightenedly walk in
DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*
Well. That's the chapter..
Please review and all that great stuff.
And stand sejak for the seterusnya chapter
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:
"I Cinta to drink me some bir and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Cinta my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock atau rap?
I just hate country music, and if anda like it, don't send me hate.
"I Cinta to drink me some bir and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I Cinta my truck to drive in and shoot deer."
How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock atau rap?
I just hate country music, and if anda like it, don't send me hate.
