Con's new car
P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before anda leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, anda were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm about to grow into an adult dragon soon, and I have to retire.
Con: Well who's going to take your place?
??: I am
Then came a kuda, kuda kecil with a car for Con.
S: This is the kuda, kuda kecil replacing me, Sydney P. Johnson
Con: If you're S, does that make him T?
T: Exactly. The car I have arranged for anda is a Meuzda Amuem. I added some gadgets to protect it from car thefts, while S worked on the weaponry.
S: And here is a cell phone, also capable of being a remote controller for your car.
Con: Cool.
T: Another thing you'll need *gives Con gun* We mencuri this from the North Koreans, so anda don't have to worry about ammunition. Steal it from them.
Con: Anything else?
T: A jaket for anda to wear. In case anda fall off any ledge anda can use an inflation device. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it-
S: Oh pull the tag! *pulls tag*
T: *gasps* anda said- *falls on floor* AAAAGH!! S!!!
Con: He seems well suited for the job.
S: Yeah
Con: You're not retiring anytime soon. Are you?
S: anda listen well Con, I've always tried to teach anda two things. First, never let them see anda bleed.
Con: And the second?
S: Always have an escape plan *disapeers*
T: Where did the dragon go?
Con: No clue, but I can tell anda he's wearing a cloak.
2 B continued
Sydney P. Johnson
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Song (Start at 0:19): link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
How Gilda mencuri Christmas
Starring all MLP characters as themselves.
The story starts on a snowy hari in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.
Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome Krismas bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome Krismas while we stand. *Putting the pokok up in Ponyville Square* hati, tengah-tengah to hati, tengah-tengah and hand in hand.
Song: link
Ponies:...
"Ever since anda started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if anda don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But anda can count on your friends... to help anda find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But anda can count on your friends... to help anda find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the soalan is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what anda want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta tidak dijawab soalan and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, kuda, kuda kecil Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the soalan is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what anda want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta tidak dijawab soalan and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, kuda, kuda kecil Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
