My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 6 part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" Hour

May 21, 1951

anda already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the hari off. So we got anda another kuda, kuda kecil to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new kuda, kuda kecil was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.. Douchebag.
Pete: Uh, yeah. You're working with Douchebag until Jeff feels better.
Percy: Ok. Come on Douchebag, I'll tunjuk anda around.
Douchebag: Ok. *follows*
Percy: *walks to servicing facility* Sometimes we get to service engines here, but we mostly fix tracks.
Douchebag: Uh huh.
Percy: Over there is our truck. We drive it around the tracks, but if we're lucky we get to ride on a railcar.
Douchebag: Where are the keys to the truck?
Percy: I have them.
Douchebag: *steals keys*
Percy: Hey!
Douchebag: *steals truck*
Percy: I cannot believe this is happening. *runs to railcar*

As Douchebag was driving away, he nearly hit a train

Hawkeye: Whoa! Who was that?
Percy: *driving rail car toward Hawkeye's train* NO! *stops*
Hawkeye: *driving 39 miles an hour*
Percy: Come on! I have a theif to catch!

But luckily for Percy, the truck stalled

Douchebag: Grrrrr. How do I fix this?! *turns key* It didn't start *turns key*
Hawkeye: *passes Douchebag*

Meanwhile at the switch

Percy: *sees the end of Hawkeye's train* Finally *drives onto mainline*
Douchebag: *starts truck*
Percy: This kuda, kuda kecil is lebih obnoxious then Gordon
Douchebag: *driving at 25 miles an hour*
Percy: *catching up*
Douchebag: *doing 30*
Percy: *catching up*
Douchebag: *doing 35*
Percy: *catches up* Douchebag!! Stop the truck!
Douchebag: No!
Percy: I now see why they call anda Douchebag!
Douchebag: *rams Percy off rails*
Percy: *Flying after Douchebag*
Douchebag: *drives on train tracks*
Percy: *lands on truck*
Douchebag: Get off!!
Percy: no
Douchebag: *swerves to left*
Percy: *nearly falls off*
Douchebag: *Swerves to right*
Percy: *falls off*
Douchebag: Hahahaha. *sees train* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crashes*
Orion: Oh my god! How many times am I going to crash into things?!

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Douchebag

tailsfan111 and alinah_09 like this

ChibiEmmy Pete didnt do a back ground check?! Man, he must be hiring anyone off the spot,

Seanthehedgehog I guess.

alinah_09 *readind* Douchebag? poor dude,has a name like that *reads* i change my mind,it fits him mighty perfectly!! its the prison for you!!

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 1- The hunt begins

posted by btflash

"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me anda guys. Chip called in, and berkata he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are anda still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Fighting Back

added by Seanthehedgehog

Heard about this on deviantart.

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are anda sure anda want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want anda in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe anda should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Awesome kuda, kuda kecil pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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A Krismas Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen :D

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a keledai, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down jalan passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Krismas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Krismas Muzik with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Kirby's Vinyl Scratch Impression

added by izfankirby

Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know anda spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Awesome kuda, kuda kecil pics

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Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this artikel for people on this club that like Penulisan fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This artikel should help anda out, and it might also encourage others to start Penulisan fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, atau just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If anda think you're good at writing, atau do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If anda don't...

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What Do anda Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW artikel ever. Please don't feel horrified at what anda are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the selamat, peti deposit keselamatan side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny hari when a kuda, kuda kecil with a sniper senapang was looking at a mare swimming. The kuda, kuda kecil with the senapang was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the bahagian, atas of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an jam later, a kuda, kuda kecil was walking. This kuda, kuda kecil was known as Harry...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the pautan to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train sejak himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...

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Wings

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake, kek cawan anda had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet epal, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...