My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: The Racer part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Appaloosa Rally

The race contined on for ten lebih laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do anda think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minit later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, anda get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank anda so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are anda talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force anda out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope anda two are ready for the seterusnya race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the seterusnya race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there sejak tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank anda sir.

After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened

Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: anda know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we mencuri this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* anda in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do anda think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we Lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E2 part 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [sighs] anda know the worst thing about anda being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to anda for Nasihat about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: anda know, 'cause anda used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are anda talking about? I had good Friends in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any foto-foto from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 5

posted by Canada24

Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. anda know how we put anda as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need anda your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem atau a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...

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On The Block Episode 24 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sejak any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: anda know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, atau terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. anda don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing sejak a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, anda have parked too close to a api, kebakaran hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the api, kebakaran hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says anda have to park ten hooves, or...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would anda like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that anda threatened to beat her up if anda saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have anda seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't anda have some drinks with me? You'll Cinta it.
Bob: How many did anda have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would anda like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would anda want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another hari Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see anda now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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posted by shadowknuxgirl

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