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posted by _Laugh_
The seterusnya hari at school..

Teacher: *blows whistle* I want three laps around the field! Now!
Trixie: Ehem. Ms. Day?
Teacher: What Trixie?
Trixie: I can't gallop today.
Teacher: *raises eyebrow* And why is that Ms. Lulamoon?
Trixie: Well, anda see, I twisted my hoof.
Teacher: Very well then. There's a bench across the gym.
Trixie: Thank you.
Teacher: *nods*
Trixie: *walks away*

CC: I can't believe she did that.
SF: What a liar.
Teacher: Three laps! *blows whistle*
CC: *runs*
SF: *runs*
ST: *runs*

The whole class was now running as fast as they could. Trixie smirked as she looked at the school's clock. Her horn started to glow and throw sparkles.

SF: *stares at Trixie* What the hay is she doing?
CC: *pant* Probably something *pant* stupid.
ST: *pants* I don't think so.

The Teacher's eyes widen. She gasped and dropped the whistle. A few moments later, she had fell and was now on the ground.

ST: *turns around* MS. DAY! *gallops toward teacher*
CC: *follows*
SF: *follows*

Trixie laughed. Snow Flake growled. She flew toward Trixie. Trixie raised an eyebrow.

SF: anda did this, didn't you?
Trixie: Mua? *laughs* Venir, maìntenant!
SF: What? Are anda speaking French atau something?
Trixie: *rolls eyes* We.
SF: *groans*
Trixie: Ehem. anda should be thanking me. No lebih running for today.
SF: anda killed our teacher!
Trixie: Silly, I didn't kill her. She just collapsed. That's all. *smirks*
SF: Listen Trixie, let me warn anda about something. This year's prom, you're going down. There's going to be a new princess this year.
Trixie: Oh yeah? And who exactly is this princess? *stands up*
SF: Silver Tune.
Trixie: *laughs* Oh, it's on. sejak the way, do me a favor and tell Silver Tune to watch her back.
SF: *growls*

The loceng suddenly rang.

Trixie: Good day. I mean, good luck. *walks away*
SF: *rolls eyes*
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Twilight: I don't know what happened that led anda to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Friends and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) anda want to know what happened to me?! I'll tunjuk you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Friends away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, anda go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: anda got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the bot with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, anda go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of anda on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are utama at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad kuda, kuda kecil 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, anda got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. seterusnya time we get attacked sejak these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim berkata seterusnya time we get attacked sejak those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital sejak now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting sejak P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see anda now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do anda know about alicorns?
Con: They are either unikorn with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn sejak the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing sejak them. The car towing this trailer was driven sejak Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where anda headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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