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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Honey got to her train, she was waiting for Gordon to arrive.

Pete: *Looks around* Where has Gordon gone?
Honey: I don't know sir.
Pete: Well, he better hurry back. He's supposed to pull this train before being suspended from work.
Gordon: *Arrives* I can't find a turkey.
Pete: Forget about that, and drive this train.
Gordon: But-
Pete: *Pointing at train* Drive the train that my hoof is pointing to.
Gordon: *Walks to engine* I just wanted to find a turkey.
Pete: Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme are dealing with that. anda just have to go to Omaha to deliver cars.
Gordon: *Climbing in engine* Whatever.
Honey: *Blows horn*
Gordon: *drives train*
Pete: Idiot.
Gordon: *Qiuckly reverses train back to station* What did anda call me?
Pete: Nothing.
Gordon: Ok. *Drives train again*
Honey: Whoops. I forgot to blow the horn twice.
Gordon: That's stupid, so fuck it.

Meanwhile in Denver.

Coffee Creme: *looks at train* Look at all these decorations.
Hawkeye: I can't, we need to leave before the signal turns green. *Runs to engine*
Coffee Creme: *Looks at decorations on train* So magnificent.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme! Let's go!
Coffee Creme: *Runs to engine*
Hawkeye: *shoveling coal*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in cab* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good. Now shovel this coal, while I drive. *Looks out cab* Ah, the signal is green *Blows whistle twice*
Coffee Creme: *Shovels coal*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*

Gordon was just leaving Cheyenne, when Honey decided to talk to him.

Honey: So tell me something. What exactly were anda thinking when anda went to hunt down a turkey?
Gordon: I was planning to celebrate thanksgiving.
Honey: Do anda even like to eat turkey?
Gordon: No, I was just going to shoot it, and hang it on my wall.
Honey: You're supposed to eat the turkey.
Gordon: That's fucked up. Nopony should eat a dead animal.
Honey: Nearly everypony does it though.
Gordon: Not me, I'm a vegetarian.
Honey: How are anda so fat then?
Gordon: I also like to eat candy, and various other "junk foods".
Honey: Well, that explains a lot.

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These are some of the Petikan I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see anda smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO Cinta ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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