“Will anda cut that out?!”
Off to the west, amongst towering thunderheads and unsettled rainclouds, Wild api, kebakaran and her passenger touch down. Much to Stylo’s relief, this ride was much lebih enjoyable than the last one.
He hopped off Wild Fire’s back and took a look around. They weren’t alone – many other pegasi darted this way and that, clearing away the stormy vapor. He spied colts and mares of all different Warna – there was an orange one, and a merah jambu one, and a gray one, and… a pelangi, rainbow one.
“Oh hey, there’s Rainbow,” Wild api, kebakaran commented, waving to her captain.
“Mmm. Could we… relocate, perhaps?” Stylo asked, anxiously.
“What’s up? These thunderheads scaring you?”
“No no, it’s just that working so close to Cap’n pelangi, rainbow over there is going to make it hard to slack off,” he replied, apathetically poking at a nearby awan lump.
“Dagh!” Wild api, kebakaran groaned, “You just made me fly anda all the way here!”
“Yes, but now my plan is ruined. Now we-… anda know what? Let’s just go get some coffee atau something and wait until this all blows over. Ponyville’s not so far, right?”
Wild api, kebakaran simply stared, dumbfounded as Stylo reached into his kot pocket.
“I’ve got couponnnnnsssss…!”
Wild api, kebakaran tromped over to her lazy colleague. “WHAT are anda TALKING about?! Do anda not see these clouds? These are some of the biggest, most out-of-control storms we have EVER. SEEN. And anda just want to ignore it and… and slurp coffee like some kind of idiot?!”
“…Yes?” Stylo replied, shrugging.
“And WHY are anda wearing a coat? It’s July!” she spat, her fiery gaze burning a hole in Stylo’s fancy jacket.
Stylo tilted his head up and crossed his forelegs. “My soul knows no seasons!”
Wild Fire’s eyelids drooped. After a few saat she bellowed out, “RAINBOW! I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!”
“Shhh-shh-shhhh! Come on, let’s leave these ponies to their silly clouds!” Stylo leaned in and coaxed.
Wild api, kebakaran took a deep breath. “No. If I’m going to teach anda anything, it’ll be how to get motivated.”
Stylo’s smile fell for miles before reaching a desperate frown. “Nnnyuuuuuggghhhh…!”
“Here, take this. Treasure it like your little black book.” Wild api, kebakaran poked her head around in her saddlebag and came out with a hand mirror clutched in her teeth. She held it out to her confused companion.
“A mirror?” he mused, taking the aforementioned object and eyeballing his reflection.
“It’s the most powerful motivational tool of all. Whenever I’m feeling down, atau useless, or… like you, I look myself straight in the eye and say…”
The proud pegasus looked up to the heavens and put a hoof on her heart.
“I can DO it!”
Stylo was unimpressed. Wild api, kebakaran motioned to his mirror.
“Go on… say it!”
“You can do it.”
“No no no, I can do it!”
“Be my guest.”
“Blagh!” she grunted, throwing up her hooves.
“And why should I get motivated about this work, anyhow?” Stylo began, stuffing the mirror in his pocket, “Who are we to decide what nature does? Who are we to dictate the weather? If the natural order calls for these monstrous storm clouds, I say, so be it! Mother Nature knows best!”
Stylo looked over at Wild Fire, who sat with her forelegs crossed and her eyes narrowed.
“Do anda understand what I’m saying? Let’s just leave the weather alone!”
Stylo eyed the moody pegasus, eagerly awaiting a response. Without warning, she jumped up in Stylo’s face and raised a hoof.
“AAH! Okay, I’ll help anda clear the clouds!”
She sat back down, smirking. Stylo buried his face in his hooves.
“Ohhhh… I’m surrounded sejak brutes…”
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“No no, anda don’t understand, Trixie’s plan was to simply make an appearance! That way, the pegasi would spread stories about my volunteering and admire my great generosity!
pelangi, rainbow Dash scratched her head. “Trixie, pretending to be generous and being generous aren’t the same thing.”
Trixie looked up in desperation. “I know, but it’s so harrrrrd…! Small steps are better than none, right?”
“…I guess, but come on…being nice isn’t that hard. I do it all the time!”
Trixie collapsed into a bow. “Teach me, Kind and Generous One!”
pelangi, rainbow picked her up off the fluffy ground. “It’s easy! Just think for a second… if anda were a nice person, what nice things would anda be doing right now?”
Trixie thought for a second, then clapped a hoof to her head. “Ouch!”
pelangi, rainbow was taken aback. “Did thinking nice thoughts just give anda a headache?”
“No no, it’s this blasted spell! Even the Great and Pow…heh, even Trixie has trouble walking on clouds for long periods.”
“Oh! Here.” pelangi, rainbow flew over and scooped Trixie up. “Now anda can do all the thinking anda want!”
Trixie beamed and clapped her hooves together. “My hero! So this is what it’s like to be nice…!
“Ooh ooh! Can anda carry me next?!”
pelangi, rainbow and Trixie looked over to see a happy merah jambu kuda, kuda kecil bouncing up and down.
“Hey! What’s up, Pinkie?” pelangi, rainbow replied, gliding over to her friend. “Are anda here to help clean up the clouds, too?”
“Oh gee, that sounds like a lot of fun, but I’m here on important business! Have anda seen a kuda, kuda kecil that looks like this?”
Pinkie quickly put on a long black kot and screwed her face into a moody scowl.
“Oh! That would be Stylo,” pelangi, rainbow answered, “He’s probably in the cafeteria having makan malam, majlis makan malam with the others.”
“Thank anda thank anda thank you!” Pinkie cried and bounced off toward the cafeteria.
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Stylo sat in a corner, far away from the hustle and bustle of the rest of the cafeteria, gently penning lines in his notebook.
The kuda, kuda kecil and the cloud
The piper and the pit
Do battle once more
In a hasty fit
But this great machine
Makes a rattle and hum
Captain pelangi, rainbow forgets
Stylo smirked before Penulisan the final line.
Pegasi are dumb
“Hello!”
An ear-shattering voice tore Stylo from his thoughts. He looked up in surprise to see a merah jambu mare standing not two inches from his nose.
“Hello.” Looking past her smiling face he noticed she was an earth pony. “How was the balloon ride?”
“Oh, it was great! But some nasty birds popped a few of them on the way up. I should stop bringing so much food!”
Stylo simply stared back blankly.
“Hey, are anda Stylo?!” she asked abruptly.
“Afraid so.”
“I’m Pinkie Pie!” She grabbed his left hoof and gave it a hardy shake. “I’m here on important business!”
“Oh, are you…?” Stylo asked halfheartedly, looking back at his book.
“Yes sir-oonie! My staff tells me that anda haven’t been to a single Pinkie Pie party since, well… ever! I’m recruiting anda for mandatory party hours for Pinkie Pie’s Party Progress Pinitiative! Or… Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh!”
“Party Prog-… No! Uh-uh! I’m not doing any lebih of this nonsense!”
“Sorry, Pinkie, but he’s gonna be busy for a while.”
Pinkie whirled around to see pelangi, rainbow Dash behind her.
“Stylo here is doing Weather Team time. He’ll have to put in his hours for me before he goes to any parties.”
Stylo jumped up and ran over to Rainbow. “Yep, mm-hmm! That’s right!”
“Ohhh… darn it!” Pinkie groaned, snapping her… fingers?
“Take it easy, okay?” pelangi, rainbow gave the two of them a wink and trotted away.
“Well, since I’m here, let’s get to know each other better!” Pinkie piped up, staring at Stylo with big ol’ eyes.
“Uhhhmmm-“
“I really like your mane!” Pinkie commented, running her hoof over Stylo’s icy locks.
“Oh, well… anda can thank Cap’n pelangi, rainbow for that.”
“How long have anda two been friends?”
Stylo’s expression faltered. “Mmm? We, uh… we aren’t… friends.”
“Whaaaaaaaat?!” Pinkie bellowed, “Who are anda Friends with?!”
Stylo strode back over to the meja, jadual and scooped up his little black book. “My only Friends are my pen and paper.”
Pinkie looked horrified. “WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!”
Stylo covered his ears. “Agh!”
“WE NEED TO GET anda SOME Friends RIGHT NOWWWWW!!! WE NEED TO…we need to…”
Ding! A 50-watt bulb suddenly appeared over Pinkie’s head.
“We need to get anda to Cloudchaser!”
“…Who?” Stylo asked, cautiously swatting at the light bulb above Pinkie’s head.
“She should be in here, somewhere!” Pinkie jumped up on the meja, jadual and scanned the bustling cafeteria. “Ah-HAH!” She called, pointing a hoof over at the far south end of the building. She jumped down off the meja, jadual and clutched Stylo’s face.
“She’s perfect! You’re both pegasi… you’re almost the same color… I like both of your manes… it’s like you’re twins!”
Stylo slowly removed Pinkie’ s hooves from his face. “…Yeeeahhh…”
Pinkie looked up at the now-dark lightbulb above her head. “Oh!” She grabbed it and held it out to Stylo. “You can keep that!”
He nervously took the bulb and slid it into his pocket.
“Come on! This way!” Pinkie sang, bouncing off toward the front entrance. Hypnotized, Stylo followed. Maybe Pinkie was right… maybe he could use a friend. Silence was wonderful, sure, but the emptiness of that old Ponyville house drove him mad some nights. And if Cloudchaser was half as endearing as Pinkie made her out to be, perhaps he could finally find a pegasus whose company he could stand. If he was lucky, he could experience the mythical and oft-mentioned “pleasant conversation”.
And it’s… not like he had anything better to do.
--END OF ACT I--
The house
I'm a brony deal with it!
as i looked around i noticed the forest looked alot like the one at home. it was simple getting there. and there it was. the lake surrounded sejak blue roses. a tear comes to my eye. i say.." thank anda all, i really enjoyed my time here. anda taught me how to be a true friend.ill never forget any of anda ever". they say theyre goodbyes and i leap in the lake..... its been 5 months since that incident. me and my friend worked things out and iv not been depressed. one hari i was walkin utama and decided to visit the lake. the Ros are all wilted and dead...but i decided to visit it one lebih time. i arrive at the lake. i sit down. as i peer over the lake. a tear crosses my cheek as i see floating along the lakes surface a single....blue....rose......
THE END
THE END
Oh my goodness. anda don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known sejak people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The saat is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the seterusnya week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among anda and I hope anda all can forgive me.
Sincerely,
triq267
Sincerely,
triq267
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
