Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris
Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do anda see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to cari for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*
Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.
Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, atau big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
epal, apple Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)
Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.
Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't anda drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a kuda, kuda kecil that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before anda drink that, why don't anda try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*
Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.
Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*
In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.
P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell anda what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help anda whether anda like it atau not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the sarung tangan compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens sarung tangan compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.
2 B continued
Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do anda see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to cari for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*
Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.
Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, atau big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
epal, apple Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)
Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.
Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't anda drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a kuda, kuda kecil that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before anda drink that, why don't anda try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*
Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.
Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*
In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.
P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell anda what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help anda whether anda like it atau not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the sarung tangan compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens sarung tangan compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.
2 B continued
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.