My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Club
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: anda got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned sejak two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than anda my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of anda to say Burt.
Bob: So what do anda plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely alih back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country anda know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will anda do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank anda for that.
Burt: Not a problem.

The seterusnya day, at the school that Emily worked at.

Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would anda like me to do?
Emily: Read a book atau a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at buku in Emily's office* Which one would anda suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that anda do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That kuda, kuda kecil knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.

As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.

Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would anda do that?
Tasha: Somepony mencuri my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. anda should have came to me, atau one of the teachers, and they would've made that kuda, kuda kecil bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank anda Bob, but anda gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the kuda, kuda kecil that mencuri your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, anda head back to class, and I'll make Mat give anda your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank anda Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: anda handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a kuda, kuda kecil that should be robbing banks, atau living a life of crime. Not Penulisan books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.

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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your hari been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with anda three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...
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Derpy: hei cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. anda robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, anda can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe anda can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. anda were pathetic.. I made anda tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But anda ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of anda earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: anda know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes anda say that?
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