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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a kuda, kuda kecil dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help anda with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do anda mean sejak that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did anda ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did anda ever realize that the reason they laugh at anda is because of what anda do?
Clown: What are anda talking about?
Bob: They way anda dress, what anda do for a living, and some of the things that anda do.
Clown: Are anda suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank anda Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This kuda, kuda kecil is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that keledai, colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees keledai, colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like anda to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 tahun old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that anda think he hit anda on purpose.
12 tahun old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell anda the truth, he didn't.
12 tahun old: What are anda talking about?!
Bob: anda know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, atau pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 tahun old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 tahun old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, anda two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do anda want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* hei Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are anda doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see anda before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank anda Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if anda need anything else.
Howard: anda don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. anda don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and anda know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see anda when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking ke hadapan to it.

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Ok. This is my first artikel based on my opinion. If anda want me to write another artikel on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in soalan right now: Cloppers

Yes anda heard me cloppers. If anda don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little kuda, kuda kecil (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If anda notice there is a clopper, why should that bother anda in anyway? It's...
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Source: My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done sejak Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No kuda, kuda kecil can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead sejak pelangi, rainbow Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead sejak a kuda, kuda kecil named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead sejak Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead sejak John who somehow survived being killed sejak a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead sejak an alicorn named Fuku,...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure anda are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like anda and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? anda just decided to skip our makan malam, majlis makan malam without telling me? Are anda aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for anda at a meja, jadual with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want anda to make Friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! anda still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if anda want to give me a saat chance atau not. Starlight had to choose between anda and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and lemon Heart. Offended sejak Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his lebih serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If anda upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I berkata no magic. anda were supposed to do it sejak hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if anda hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make lebih sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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