My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

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posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause anda only been here a week, and anda keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good hari at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* anda know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before anda JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: *sighs* I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn anda about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to Membaca those online stories.
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?

CUTAWAY:

Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie. And I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But any of anda want to my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She berkata she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't anda just buck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: I'm serious. Go away
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!

TO BE CONTAINUED:

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Seanthehedgehog Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders.. I knew Rarity was a sex addict, but I didn't think she was going to tell Trixie to murder the CMC.

Canada24 It's from Trixie's funhouse

Seanthehedgehog I read it before.

Basket_Case Don't you spell it Satan, not Saten?

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do anda want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you....

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Discord"s Revenge Part 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: hei u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!

Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)

Discord: pelangi, rainbow dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes pelangi, rainbow a filly)

filly dash: hei u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks pelangi, rainbow back)

Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................

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An outlaw named despair (Lyrics)

posted by whiteclaw

(To the tune of heart-shaped box sejak Nirvana)

Sitting sejak the door waiting for anda to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any Bidadari left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no lebih urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when anda ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any Bidadari left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)

Rarity's Family

added by alinah_09

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Discord"s Revenge Part 4

posted by Mylittlecute12

filly twilight: hei where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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The New Mane Six

added by KendiKens

Winter Wrap-Up (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the Makanan we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i Cinta my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, anda see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter bungkus, balut Up! Winter bungkus, balut Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter bungkus, balut Up! Winter bungkus, balut Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
'Cause...

Tarzan Glimmer

added by TimberHumphrey

Saten Twist Adventures, Season 4, Episode 3 (Family Guy retelling)

posted by Canada24

Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:

Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, anda may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...

Saten Twist Adventures Season 4 Epsode 2 PART 2:

posted by Canada24

THE seterusnya MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a lebih mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, anda were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His Friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...

SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4: EPISODE 1 PART 2

posted by Canada24

Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise anda won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.

PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did anda see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...

What Will Discord Do?

posted by Windrises

Notes: My Little kuda, kuda kecil is owned sejak Hasbro and created sejak Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that anda enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect Haiwan that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake berkata "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord berkata "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...

My Little kuda, kuda kecil Equestria Girls Film Series Review

posted by Windrises

It's time to discuss the greatest film series ever. The My Little kuda, kuda kecil Equestria Girls has 4 films and it's time to review them all.

Equestria Girls review

Summary: kuda, kuda kecil Twilight Sparkle goes to the human dimension to get her princess crown. She becomes Friends with human versions of her Friends and they team up to stop Sunset Shimer.

Review: My kegemaran Equestria Girls film. Twilight's my kegemaran character and this film lets her shine. The jokes about her being a human are hilarious. Her Friends work better in this film, because they hog less screen time. All of the characters are decent...

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Pinkie and pelangi, rainbow Dash as lions

added by LunaPurrius

Source: base sejak Namacub95

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New Era : Reborn Episode 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't alih out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

MLP Fanart

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and anda as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with anda after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

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the My Little kuda, kuda kecil main character countdown results

posted by Windrises

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The tunjuk has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.

here are the results:

7. Pinkie Pie

It appears people (including me) have Lost their Cinta for the comedy relief pony.

6. Spike

Although he does have several peminat-peminat his peminat base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.

5. applejack

She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.

4. pelangi, rainbow Dash

Considered to be great for her coolness.

3. Rarity

Considered to be funny.

2. Fluttershy

Beloved sejak the peminat base for being adorable.

1. Twilight Sparkle

Usually not the peminat favorite, but she won this time.

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MLP/Video Game Crossover

added by Windwakerguy430

Source: Google

The Train Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Resistance Leader

Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No kuda, kuda kecil payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German kuda, kuda kecil 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will anda be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, sejak 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...