The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One hari at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking sejak the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do anda keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, sejak the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues Membaca the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started Penulisan to a Rawak kuda, kuda kecil in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who anda are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and sejak doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can anda tell my your names so that I can adress anda properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are anda doing?
Corporal Agarn: Penulisan a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come anda read a letter while doing all those cool stunts anda did?
Captain Parmenter: What are anda talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do anda know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One hari at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking sejak the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do anda keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, sejak the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues Membaca the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started Penulisan to a Rawak kuda, kuda kecil in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who anda are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and sejak doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can anda tell my your names so that I can adress anda properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are anda doing?
Corporal Agarn: Penulisan a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come anda read a letter while doing all those cool stunts anda did?
Captain Parmenter: What are anda talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do anda know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
