My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist Adventures 9... PART 5

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posted by Canada24

Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet epal, apple aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) holly cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) hei AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would anda go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an jam atau so (leaves)
Pinkie & Derpy both: Wow... Impressive.
Saten: Really? Cause I almost shitted myself.
Derpy: Oh.. I'm sure anda two would be 'perfect' together.

WEEK AND A HALF LATER

AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up.
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much.
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs).... What? I was thirty.
AJ: Look.. I'm sorry sugercube.. But Ah need ta alih on, towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ...... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: I never berkata 'I' do it.

TO BE CONTAINUED

tailsfan111 and akatsuki48 like this

AquaMarine6663 ....meth?

Windwakerguy430 God, that was so funny

J666 LOLs to the max now that your meth you need to put silver needle in your stores, he sells all the drugs.

J666 you have meth tied in not you meth

Canada24 Haha.. Saten said that it's not 'him' who takes it.. So for all he know he was selling it to silver needle

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The Magic Begins! A Twilight Sparkle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a kuda, kuda kecil named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The seterusnya morning was a very cold one. Everypony that didn't escape had to line up in a huge line, and listen to Gilda speak to a few other people.

Nazi Colonel 98: *Gives Gilda list*
Gilda: *Reading senarai of prisoners that escaped* Sechsundsiebzig.
Rainbow Dash: How many did she say?
Airborne: Seventy Six.
Gilda: *gives senarai back to colonel* Dismissed.

At a train station.

Bartholomew & Jade: *Walking upstairs to platform*
Shredder: *Sees Bartholomew*
Sacred Symphony: *Reading newspaper*
Shining Armor: *Standing near train track*
Shredder: I see a few ponies that escaped with us.
Brewster: Bartholomew,...

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked pelangi, rainbow Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said epal, apple Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said epal, apple Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The seterusnya morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The seterusnya morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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The Adventures of pelangi, pelangi, rainbow Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of pelangi, rainbow Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, pelangi, rainbow Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One hari pelangi, rainbow Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell anda until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part one-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Wildberry.

--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and berkata it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony atau anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven sejak Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13: *driving car*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Sitting seterusnya to Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 35: *Sitting seterusnya to Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 46: *Follows Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch kuda, kuda kecil 5: *Shoots window*...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part two-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Windle

We arrived to Party Village the seterusnya hari at 5:00 in the morning. "Really? It took 12 hours to arrive? When i came here as a filly, it only took 45 minit to get here." i said. I didn't sleep the whole night. I just couldn't fall asleep, so instead of trying i studied lebih about the 'Gem' that generates this village. "Woof-woof?" barked Lola "Huh? Oh nothing Lola. Just thinking about the time i visited here; and shh! Everypony is still asleep here. It's only 5:00 in the morning too. So bark softly, OK?" i told her. She nodded a yes. Apparently i understand Haiwan of all kind. "Uh Wildberry?...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The bulatan comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430

Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002

Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.

Tom: Yeah, we all Cinta different Haiwan smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also Cinta humans. Many Cinta breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of anda may not know this, but anda get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: tunjuk business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you....

Gran Turismo Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get anda out!
Mare: It's...