And now, it's time for fanmail from your kegemaran six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, sejak giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think anda sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are anda going to stop being a coward?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are anda a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of anda is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't peminat mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: What letter did anda get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well anda wouldn't be laughing if anda got a disrespectful letter like that.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm pelangi, rainbow Dash!
A light was shining on her, and Bidadari started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Gets letter* Dear pelangi, rainbow Dash, anda are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do anda take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Cinta anda too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the hud, hood of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: anda know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B continued
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, sejak giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think anda sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are anda going to stop being a coward?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are anda a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of anda is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't peminat mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: What letter did anda get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well anda wouldn't be laughing if anda got a disrespectful letter like that.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm pelangi, rainbow Dash!
A light was shining on her, and Bidadari started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Gets letter* Dear pelangi, rainbow Dash, anda are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do anda take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Cinta anda too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the hud, hood of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: anda know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B continued
Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings
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applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
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With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? sertai Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read lebih fanfictions sejak me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
link
With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? sertai Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read lebih fanfictions sejak me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
