It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank anda everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a gunung berapi erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Jepun has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's alih on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny hari for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy hari on Friday, followed sejak a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the peminat when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did anda figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we alih onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to anda about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, anda don't wanna be there. They had a gunung berapi erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had gunung berapi problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, anda see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding anda that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: anda tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now anda shall pay us the price, for anda attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Lost his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues Singing his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy Singing his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our tunjuk today. Thank anda for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do anda watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what anda mean. Well, thank anda for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank anda everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a gunung berapi erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Jepun has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's alih on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny hari for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy hari on Friday, followed sejak a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the peminat when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did anda figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we alih onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to anda about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, anda don't wanna be there. They had a gunung berapi erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had gunung berapi problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, anda see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding anda that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: anda tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now anda shall pay us the price, for anda attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Lost his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues Singing his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy Singing his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our tunjuk today. Thank anda for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do anda watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what anda mean. Well, thank anda for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
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(Find full version here: link)
It's even lebih reasonable because Fluttershy is the animal expert, and even though this is her first Buah bat encounter, she knows what's best for animals. But, then, let's alih on to the episode.
So, it starts out as applejack waits until sunrise,...
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Now, let's start off with one of my least kegemaran episodes: Bats. Lets bintang off with-I don't want to dislike this episode. In fact, just read this comic below.
(Find full version here: link)
Bats! Without Pointless Drama
It's even lebih reasonable because Fluttershy is the animal expert, and even though this is her first Buah bat encounter, she knows what's best for animals. But, then, let's alih on to the episode.
So, it starts out as applejack waits until sunrise,...
