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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV tunjuk they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the hari to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the popular videogame, World Of Tanks, with a popular kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*

World Of Tank Engines

Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.

Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself

Kari was standing sejak her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.

Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to sertai the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what anda can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: anda didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*

Percy was tanken

Audience: *Laughing*

I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.

Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: anda are all going to have Pistol attached to you, and anda will, I repeat, anda will, destroy every diesel anda see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once berkata that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile with Kari.

Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*

Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.

Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one berkata luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!

All the tank engines stopped.

Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an epal, apple from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*

All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.

Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.

Kari: I should've found him sejak now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
kuda, kuda kecil 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything anda got.
Kari: Oh crap.

The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.

Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I mencuri from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back to the tank engines.

Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots meriam at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to anda Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, anda don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued sejak Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot sejak Percy. Have anda seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell anda where he is if anda get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the seterusnya part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a football game.
posted by karinabrony
''I am very proud of anda all for saving Equestria once again.'' Celestia said. They walked in the istana, castle and Celestia showed them the stained glass they were in. They were stunned when they saw it. Twilight said, ''This is-''. ''Don't I look dashing in it!? Look at my beautiful mane and tail! I need one of these at my boutique!'' Rarity said. They all laughed. ''What? It is beautiful.'' Rarity said. ''I also thank anda for reuniting me with my sister.'' Celestia said. Luna and Celestia hugged. ''I think this calls for a......PARTY!!!'' Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

Everypony was at the Crystal Empire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.

Princess Cadence: anda made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
Rainbow Dash: Did anda see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
Rainbow Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
Rainbow Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.

Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find....
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by applejackrocks
All the ponies of ponyville are running backwards, the Haiwan are running around, half of all the houses in ponyville are destroyed. Stormy, Nikki, Cotton Swirls, Score, and Azura are running to Stormy's house. When they finally arrived, they started making plans.

Stormy: Okay guys, what do we do first?
Azura: We have never defeated somepony so powerful...
Cotton Swirls: .....Some of us ponies, may not live....
Score: And I really don't wanna die....
Nikki: WOAH! Hang on there y'all, it's true, we may not live, but we'll still fight. We all have talent, mahn is with the rope.
Stormy: Nikki is right...my...
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In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate anda guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: anda see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking teh with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a kuda, kuda kecil there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...
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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did anda got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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posted by AquoMoon
As the mane 6 found Princess Celestia and Luna searching for the elements of of harmony to defeat Discord who is currently ruling Equestria with chaos and disharmony. "Hello can anda ask me your name please?" asked Princess Celestia,"Sure I am Twilight Sparkle and theses are my Friends pelangi, rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, epal, apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie," exclaimed Twilight Sparkle,"Hey sister did anda find them yet, Oh who are theses Friends of yours," asked Princess Luna,"Hey I know anda Twilight, Rarity, pelangi, rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, epal, apple Jack and Pinkie Pie. Friends nope complete strangers to me."said...
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This is my first artikel that I'm Penulisan for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to pelangi, rainbow Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 saat flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the dinding so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty minit later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car seterusnya to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do anda want to survive, atau not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*...
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We were all congratulating each other as we entered the Castle. "Pinkie Pie did a great job distracting Discord." I berkata with a giggle. Pinkie Pie beamed. "Thanks! Hey, Twilight, can anda please do that spell on me again? PLEASE?!" Twilight Sparkle laughed. "Oh no, Pinkie. The results might stay permanent." Pinkie Pie murmured, "I wish..." pelangi, rainbow Dash punched her fists. "Now, who's next?" She asked. "Hmm.... Queen Chrysalis?" I suggested. "Aw yeah!" berkata pelangi, rainbow Dash. We walked inside the castle, and Celestia greeted us. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she is destroying everything. She has...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So anda think anda can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: anda better believe it.
Toby: And anda won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all sejak myself. You, Tim, and everypony will Cinta it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seterusnya to her*

Gran Turismo...
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Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do anda think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa hei there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel...
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