keldai keldai Inn

Starring pelangi, rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A kuda, kuda kecil arrived at the keldai keldai Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one lebih letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There anda are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if anda don't ma******te in that video, I'll tunjuk everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: anda know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are anda talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are anda accusing us of sending anda that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if anda want, we could protect anda from whoever sent anda that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know anda guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted anda guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for anda in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: anda could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*

After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting seterusnya to a delivery van.

Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench kot Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse

Flashback

Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!

End flashback.

Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench kot kuda, kuda kecil 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench kot Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench kot ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench kot kuda, kuda kecil 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot sejak trench kot pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench kot Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench kot Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Friends aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: anda weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did anda get into my car?
Mercury: sejak popular demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing anda did tunjuk up out of nowhere.

seterusnya day.

Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill anda anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since anda have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing foto I promised to bring in.
Marisa: anda never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd tunjuk it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.