Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tunjuk wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our tunjuk to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because anda played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit sejak Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: anda won't get away with this shit anda bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell anda about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the gitar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: anda forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And anda have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's alih onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things anda should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
Filem sejak Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't anda pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, atau later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word pic, peach starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong loceng buzzed.
Alex: anda didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll tunjuk anda a pic, peach Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and anda know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word pic, peach starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE hari IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things anda should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told anda to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things anda should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing anda should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would anda put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. anda should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... anda know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category anda will work on for final jeopardy. What would anda do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way anda can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because anda can do anything with a million dollars. anda could buy a fancy sports car, atau a mansion. atau if anda were Sean, anda would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what anda would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, anda wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: anda ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. anda wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off sejak Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all hari with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, anda broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the tunjuk is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the bulan award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves anda Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See anda later folks.
The End
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tunjuk wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our tunjuk to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because anda played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit sejak Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: anda won't get away with this shit anda bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell anda about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the gitar player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: anda forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And anda have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's alih onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things anda should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
Filem sejak Disney
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't anda pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, atau later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word pic, peach starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong loceng buzzed.
Alex: anda didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll tunjuk anda a pic, peach Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and anda know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word pic, peach starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE hari IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things anda should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told anda to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things anda should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing anda should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would anda put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. anda should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... anda know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category anda will work on for final jeopardy. What would anda do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way anda can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because anda can do anything with a million dollars. anda could buy a fancy sports car, atau a mansion. atau if anda were Sean, anda would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what anda would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, anda wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: anda ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. anda wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off sejak Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: anda wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all hari with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, anda broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the tunjuk is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the bulan award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves anda Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See anda later folks.
The End
Enemy tank
Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. soalan went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.
Read! You have to, it says so in the book!
Today I have learned many new things. I have also read the biography on bintang Swirl the Bearded! It was a fantastic book, Rarity got it for me. I have been trying to look for it everywhere. Today, pelangi, rainbow Dash taught me flying lessons. I fell a few times, but I have progressed really great. Hey, talking about Rainbow, she hasn't returned my Daring Do book! I'll just tell her tomorrow. Anyways, I have gotten the new Daring Do book! It has pelangi, rainbow Dash on the cover, I really wonder why. It's a great book so far, even my friend and I got mentioned in it! I was shocked! I got a Membaca lamp from Pinkie Pie. It is really nice! Now I can study and read at night! Read! anda have to, it says so in the book!
~ Twilight Sparkle
OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book!
The other hari was so awesome! I got to meet Daring Do anda guys. DARING DO! We had the coolest adventure! I also just got her latest book! AND I AM ON THE COVER! Anyways, today was awesome! I was teaching Twilight Sparkle how to fly, but...she fell. Most of the time. She'll be a champion if she practices her wing push ups every day, like me. I don't think the Wonderbolts haven't noticed how awesome I am. Scootaloo was also having trouble flying, but hey, she's just a filly. She has a good heart, and she will be able to fly some day. I'll even teach her when I have my days off. OK, right now, I need to re-read a Daring Do book! Uh oh. Heh... I kind of need to return some book to Twilight.... Heh.... Gotta run!
~ pelangi, rainbow Dash
Con's rental car
