My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her meja when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform anda about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that anda cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news anda give me, is stupid. Last week anda informed me that my mane was moving sejak itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come anda don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. anda have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan berkata they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least anda actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't anda remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having anda as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would anda prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a bintang Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can anda leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four minit later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought anda berkata this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: anda want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important soalan to ask you. Do anda want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

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After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope anda don't mind, but I invited him over to have makan malam, majlis makan malam with us.
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in kren on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how pelangi, rainbow Dash told anda to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are anda doing Discord?!
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Two of these taxis arrived at the station

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Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
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Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the kuda, kuda kecil world, african equestrian.

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.

One night at a hotel.

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Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't anda heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
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Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
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Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
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posted by Canada24

LATER THE seterusnya DAY!

"Sorry again for getting anda kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. seterusnya time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold anda too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded sejak Ganger and his gang.

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Sweetie Belle growled at him.

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