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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching lebih television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still menunjukkan that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: hei Sean, do anda know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, atau care about recolors.
Sean: Well anda better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So anda don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will tunjuk anda why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*

Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*

The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.

Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give anda my money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I berkata give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! anda weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
Audience: *Laughing*

The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.

Saten Twist: Why do anda keep menunjukkan me this shit?
Master Sword: To let anda know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See anda seterusnya time.

The End
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: hei Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one kuda, kuda kecil who robbed the bank today. anda berkata anda were going to find him, but...
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THE seterusnya DAY:

CRYSYAL EMPIRE:

Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so anda can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse anda can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and anda two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Near Ponyville.

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Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good hari Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious hari isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - anda should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!

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Ponyville
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Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic anda were in attempting to alih that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have anda decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Also starring Nikki West from Jade_23

A military jeep stopped in front of Guy's house. In it was Stargazer, and Orion.

Stargazer: *Puts the Jeep in park as he turns off the engine* Wait here. I'll speak to the pony. *Goes to the house*
Guy: *Takes one lebih picture of the boat, in front of a warehouse*
Stargazer: *Knocks on the door*
Guy: Perfect timing. I just finished with that scene. *Runs upstairs, and walks to the front door*
Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* anda are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see. Give me a minit to collect my things, my camera,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust anda got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do anda think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find lebih weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it anda want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase anda had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, anda were trying to stop them, but...
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added by Tunder2510
added by Tunder2510
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy menanggung, bear appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* pelangi, rainbow Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: anda don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think pelangi, rainbow is...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did anda know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved anda after anda got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called anda for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was now walking to the station.

Hawkeye: *Can't open the front door* It's locked. Oh well. *Kicks the windows on the doors* Now there has to be someway to unlock this. *Reaching for the lock, and gets it* There we go. *Opens the door*

At his house.

Metal Gloss: Where do anda think he could be?
Mirage: All over Cheyenne.
Pete: We'll perpecahan, berpecah up. Metal Gloss, and Stylo, cari the station. Snowflake, Dan, and Mirage, anda cari the train yard. The rest of you, come with me. We're going to look around the streets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The kuda, kuda kecil in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a kuda, kuda kecil in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my Lost to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.


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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...
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