(Warning! This contains swearing!)
Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.
So let's get the plot. Four children of Disney villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!
Well, let's talk about the problems with this!
#1 - If anda watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, atau else it proves that Disney is still f*****g racist!
#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" sejak Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with lebih character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!
#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!
#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!
#5 - Disney got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.
Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that Disney doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!
Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.
So let's get the plot. Four children of Disney villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!
Well, let's talk about the problems with this!
#1 - If anda watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, atau else it proves that Disney is still f*****g racist!
#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" sejak Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with lebih character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!
#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!
#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!
#5 - Disney got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.
Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that Disney doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tunjuk up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why anda should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all anda did was tunjuk up, sit down, and say "that's why anda should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give anda twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told anda my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One lebih punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued