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posted by Canada24
Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?

Saten: I guess I am.

Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".

Saten: What are anda talking about.. I'm perfectly fine

Therapist: anda killed 3 people..

Saten: Not on purpose!

Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.

Saten: ... Okay, anda got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat

Therapist: So anda break their legs!?

Saten: And I would do it again and again.

Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says anda hate your dad.. How is he anyway?

Saten: Dead

Therapist: ... And your mother?

Saten: Killed him

Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?

Saten; Just did

Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?

Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!

Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character

Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good

Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do anda hate your mother, mister Twist?

Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened sejak his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to tunjuk me the Cinta dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to

completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., atau Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..

Saten: But I ju-

Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..

(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..

Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..

Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..

Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' Cinta anda Saten.

Saten: I know.. And thank you.

Trixie: I might know how to cheer anda up.

Saten: And how do anda plan on tha-

Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?

Saten: ... About what?

Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..

END OF EPISODE:
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Professor Something's house

Professor Something: Sally? *opens door* anda can come out- *notices Sally is gone* GONE AGAIN?! *smashes lantern*

Back at townhall

Jack: Ok, anda all know what to do?
Ponies: Yes Jack.
Sally: *arrives in town hall*
Insanity Crusaders: *arrive*

The insanity crusaders are somewhat like the cutie mark crusaders. The ponies in this group are the mayor's daughter, Brenna, a keledai, colt that dresses up like the devil, named Charlie, and the third kuda, kuda kecil is dressed like a mummy. His name is Jake.

Brenna: Hi Jack.
Charlie: anda wanted to see us?
Jake: I know we can do what anda tell us...
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 Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became popular so quickly...
Luna is impressed at how Blazin' didn't let his shyness get in the way. She wants to know how he became popular so quickly...
So the story continues with Blazin' and Scorch getting lebih time together as they learn about all the residents in Ponyville as well as the locations. Pinkie Pie sees them, and thinks he is replacing her as one of his Friends with Scorch......

Sapphire: Only one place I haven't found yet. Where the hay is Carousel Boutique? I can't seem to find it on this map! I guess that's why my mom never trusted maps....

Blazin': Have anda tried looking for a kedai that looks like a carousel?

Sapphire: Where? Oh.....Silly me. It's right there. I have trouble recognizing things sometimes.

Blazin': I heard that...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until anda all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. anda opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until anda all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until anda all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do anda know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune was worried as she was walking back home. She looked around every 10 seconds. Trixie's sentence, "You're dead meat!" was still on her mind. Silver Tune was holding the razor that was in her pocket.

???: HEY!

Silver Tune gasped. She turned around and saw Trixie with two other mares beside her. Silver Tune's eyes widen.

ST: *shows Razor at Trixie* Don't anda dare come close to me!
Trixie: *laughs* It's 3 against 1. Yeah, I don't think so.
Lily: *laughs*
Rose: Idiot. *laughs*
ST: *gulps* *takes a step back*
Rose: Aww, don't be afraid.
Lily: Yeah, we'll just like beat anda up, that's all....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten lebih laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do anda think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minit later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, anda get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank anda so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do anda still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...
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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a alih on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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 Jenny Fivel
Jenny Fivel
after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i berkata nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised sejak the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The seterusnya hari our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot lebih about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will tunjuk anda them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and pelangi, rainbow Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of pelangi, rainbow Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM pelangi, rainbow Dash: Oh, of course anda had to beat me up! Why couldn't anda have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM pelangi, rainbow Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat anda up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no kuda, kuda kecil get beat up?...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 SnowFlake
SnowFlake
In Equestria... One hari is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 Friends who wants to be a warriors...


ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: anda forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So anda from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on anda guys.
Sean: I'll meet anda there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: anda always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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 "Are anda bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
pelangi, rainbow Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet epal, apple Acres. applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ berkata to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus berkata excitedly. It didn't take long before pelangi, rainbow Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer kuda, kuda kecil asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if anda can holler, then get back to it" epal, apple berkata to her. ," are anda bucking joking?!" RD berkata as if surprised. "Yep, anda berkata anda wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard anda worked every day" applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought anda wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to tunjuk due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that pelangi, rainbow Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do anda want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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Several minit after beating up Diamond Tiara, applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that anda beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean anda can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minit after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: anda two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. anda better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't anda use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting anda guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist kuda, kuda kecil 4: *drives...
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 Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane kuda, kuda kecil in the saat story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky berkata ,"I think we should alih towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the dapur on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy kuda, kuda kecil that escaped the battle. It only...
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