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real Petikan sejak me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way atau anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no lebih than what anda expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing lebih to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable anda just want to take everything anda own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid peminat fiction site"


"Having re read Kek Cawan currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But sejak the narrations"


"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"


"I hate hearing my own voice"


"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired sejak the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can anda get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss anda off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! anda have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm Membaca your stupid story". If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"


"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"


"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."


"A humor themed personality kuiz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"


"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the sumber of the noise"


"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they berkata they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did anda expect him to do!? Idiots!"


"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I tunjuk how things COULD of gone"


"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"


"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"


"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of sejak now"


"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"


"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my senarai of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"


"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"


"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"


"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"


"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and anda refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"


"Your die and anda will LIKE IT!!"


"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again sejak the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i 1 1 a 1 1 p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
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Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her katil panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...
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The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit


Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A saat later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Cinta shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier sejak window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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posted by flippy_fan210
If anda don't like/know creepypasta, anda won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of bir and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben berkata as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...
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Source: deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, atau fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do anda plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...
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Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: anda too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The hari is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when anda need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would anda gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On bahagian, atas of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do anda hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian kuda, kuda kecil 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where anda were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied anda to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...
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The seterusnya hari came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this hari was song composing (on Muzik period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz berkata to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...
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posted by Canada24
"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think anda might be overreacting" applejack admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.


COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure anda know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told anda that anda should......
Spike:Oh,why the hay don't anda stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get anda a mice hole,for anda to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: anda had to kill him. anda couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well anda better if anda want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a kuda, kuda kecil named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: anda know what you're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, anda ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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