My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: The Heist : Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"You guys are in serious shit"

SomeoneButNoone presents.

"Getting fucked sejak those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."

The new main project of Fan-fictions.

"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hei I won't give anda any"

The Heist.

"You will have to do it yourself."

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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so anda can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are anda helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel anda will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - tunjuk yourself and stop using radio anda are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still bahagian, atas wanted and I don't want to tunjuk myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits ammo and orther things anda need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. anda will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where anda want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.

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On road
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FI - So let's brief anda in. anda are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of emas recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of anda will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main bilik kebal, ruang simpan and get inside, in bilik kebal, ruang simpan explode the titanium bilik kebal, ruang simpan and get the gold, anything else anda are getting for yourself if anda want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.

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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone alih atau we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them anda can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
kuda, kuda kecil - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minit later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your keldai speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, anda and anda with kid go with me *goes to bilik kebal, ruang simpan hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters bilik kebal, ruang simpan and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told anda small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the van come on!
FI - Nice anda go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...

T.B.C

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