My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Article: My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead sejak pelangi, rainbow Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the seterusnya room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of anda to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, anda do it. anda have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy the door. *Buys the door to the seterusnya room, and shoots six zombies as the others run inside*
Applejack: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*

A Galil appeared

Applejack: *Replacing her Olympia with the Galil* I got 99 problems, but a gun ain't one. *Shooting the heads off of nine zombies, using only eight bullets* Have a round on me. Get it? Because... never mind, fuck you.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Goes to the Mystery Box, but has to wait behind Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*

A canang, cymbal monkey appeared

Twilight: *Takes the monkeys* Cerestia, wirr be amused.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: hei Twilight, wind it up, and see if Pinkie Pie will chase it down! *Shoots the arm off of a zombie, and kills it* Can't hayun, swing without that arm puss brain.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: Let's be friends! *Lands on the cord from the teleporter to the pad*

As the monkey played it's song, the zombies ran towards it.

Applejack: *Reloads her Galil* I can't believe that works.
Zombies: *Die from the exploding monkey*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*

An Aug appeared

Pinkie Pie: *Replaces the M14 with the Aug* Hey, anda know what this calls for? A PARTY!! *Shooting the heads off of twelve zombies*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box*

An HK21 appeared

pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Replaces the Olympia with the HK21* Yo! Zombie! Wanna try out my new gun?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the rest of the zombies, sejak blowing their heads off*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Or, let Pinkie Pie do that.

Round 8 is over.

Score

pelangi, rainbow Dash: 370
Applejack: 1180
Pinkie Pie: 2570
Twilight Sparkle: 810

Kill count

pelangi, rainbow Dash: 76 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 59 (2 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 75 (2 revives) (65 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 55 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)

Round 9 will start in the seterusnya part

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CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, atau chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motosikal on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle seterusnya to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular hari at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minit of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing lebih tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: anda wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask anda a question. What do anda know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are anda asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat Kek Cawan On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the Kek Cawan factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another kuda, kuda kecil riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* pelangi, rainbow Dash berkata there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious hari for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome kuda, kuda kecil pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little kuda, kuda kecil version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case cracker, keropok got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to cari for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars anda could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome kuda, kuda kecil pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome kuda, kuda kecil pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when pelangi, rainbow Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond Anjing arrived, they mencuri the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the pantai with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and anda unikorn can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever mencuri our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what anda wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, atau a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a Rawak BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H hei Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Cinta anda Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

pelangi, rainbow Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: anda didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, anda see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

seterusnya morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings loceng on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis sejak helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on bahagian, atas of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits seterusnya to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* anda two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed sejak a town sejak there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let anda talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to...

Sweet epal, epal, apple Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, sejak an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs tali pinggang of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank anda sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to anda in my office?
Pete: anda mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called anda yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to...