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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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api, kebakaran - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't alih out something might hit us!
api, kebakaran - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
api, kebakaran - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman - Tango!
??? - Chill the fuck down its me.
Sandman - Watermark...
Watermark - EMP hit the whole city. Trenches still fight and we have an advantage. Shit is going down man the garden is burning they Lost all the equipment that was meant to flank us.
Sandman - Shiit.
Radio - To all Equestrian Soldiers. We advise anda to go to nearest highest building in your area and ignite an green flare. We are starting a mass evacuation. I repeat-
Sandman - Shit.
Watermark - Let's go boys we have a job to do.
Sandman - Damien what would be highest building near us?
Damien - A goddamn Castle.
Sandman - Let's move.
*team approach Garden*
GlobeX - It hit us hard.
Sandman - Aim.
api, kebakaran - Aye Cap- shit my red dot is not working.
Damien - Neither my ACOG.
Sandman - Just remove it. *shoots both GlobeX* Go...
*as they enter istana, castle they are getting shot at from a tank*
Sandman - I thought tanks dont work after EMP!
Ice - Fuck this shit run!
*they run up the stairs*
Watermakr - Come on!
*stairs explode*
Damien - *grabs rest of stairs almost falling off*
api, kebakaran - Damien pull up!
Damien - *tries to pull up but don't have the Streanght*
Watermark - SHIT!
Damien - *Lets go of the edge*
Sandman - *grabs his hoof* You're not dying here kid. *pulls him up*
Damien - Tank anda Captain.
Sandman - Now ignite your flares!
B-7 - This is Blackhawk 7 approaching your flare
Watermark - Thanks God.
Pilot - Get on. We need gunners. We need someone to clean trenches so others can evac!
Watermark - Damien, Firepit get on it!
*They fly to trenches*
-Huge firefight is still happening and look of battlefield is even worse than before-
Pilot - Give em hell!
Damien - *sprays with Miniguns on enemies*

Dan - Prepare for direct attack.







To Be Continued.
posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are anda studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] anda planning on being a professor atau something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case cracker, keropok returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job anda three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would anda like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No lebih cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. seterusnya day, Gordon was sleeping when Case cracker, keropok walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
keldai keldai Inn

Starring pelangi, rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the keldai keldai Inn, everyone was sad. A kuda, kuda kecil was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a kuda, kuda kecil for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sejak any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: anda know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, atau terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. anda don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police kuda, kuda kecil 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here sejak train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police kuda, kuda kecil 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police kuda, kuda kecil 36: I'll notify him, and anda must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police kuda, kuda kecil 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth kuda, kuda kecil with orange hooves. He was pulling over a kuda, kuda kecil in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a pisau like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock dinding behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your hari to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth kuda, kuda kecil with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will anda ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded sejak huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how anda keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed sejak the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do anda want from me?
Trixie:I want anda to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But anda can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now anda are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is lebih weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't anda dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are anda going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with anda again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need anda anymore.You know what?I didn't needed anda at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am sejak your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e Membaca this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. anda don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case atau my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and nightshade in his peminat fiction! It's insanely rude, and if anda don't like it, don't komen on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
added by Hairity