Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my utama for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. anda want a good comedy show? sertai me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.
A crowd can be heard cheering, and clapping as the opening credits occur.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds
Hunterdon Central High School. The wealthiest high school in Ponyville, is where the tunjuk takes place. Hundreds of ponies, many of which were students, were seated in the auditorium waiting for the tunjuk to begin at 5 PM. Everyone cheered as Tom Foolery walked onto the stage, and picked up the microphone.
Tom: hei everypony! Good to be back in one of Neigh Jersey's greatest towns!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Thank anda very very much. Now. I gotta start sejak asking, when will Tesla get their shit together?
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: They've been receiving a lot of complaints about the quality of their cars. Poor engine reliability. Bad brakes. A short lifespan for the battery, and when it decides to never work again, anda gotta spend lebih money on the battery than anda did when anda first bought the fucking thing!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Just very bad quality. And very bad quantity. Ponies are only buying Tesla's, because they're electric. Well let me ask anda this. When anda go to the charging station, how does the electric power get there in the first place? 9 times out of ten, they're still using fossil fuels in the power plants to get the electricity rolling along!
One kuda, kuda kecil was whistling while a few cheered, and a few others laughed.
Tom: Whatever happened to the wind turbines?! anda only see them in a few remote places around Alicornia.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: anda know the best way to get electric power? Water. Just like the hoover Dam. Water is used to provide electric power, but of course Biden and the Democrats want to overcomplicate things!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's really amusing that how six years ago, almost everyone on the planet was complaining about Trump wanted to protect us from illegal aliens.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Impersonating a Karen* He doesn't want Mexicans to have an opportunity to improve their life.
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: And now, everypony is complaining about Biden's incompetence. He leaves thousands of ponies from our military in Afghanistan while forcing refugees against their own will to alih into this country. Forces restrictions on car companies to focus lebih on being green, instead of actually making a car that's decent.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: And he literally wants everyone to be politically correct.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Politically correct, mindless robots. That don't have common sense, and fear things like Covid, and monkey pox.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Covid is practically over! Just get vaccinated, and you're safe! And Monkey Pox is literally nothing to worry about. Chicken Pox doesn't cause any harm. Why the hell are we worrying about Monkey Pox?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It is very difficult to get, but if I ever do get it, I will share with anda on Instagram, the lack of danger Monkey Pox causes.
2 B Continued
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do anda want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what kuda, kuda kecil would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I Cinta parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old pokok house. The seterusnya hari only twelve ponies showed but boy did she tunjuk them a good time!
After the party a hati, tengah-tengah with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do anda want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what kuda, kuda kecil would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I Cinta parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old pokok house. The seterusnya hari only twelve ponies showed but boy did she tunjuk them a good time!
After the party a hati, tengah-tengah with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
I have decided to give anda all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!
Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named pokok Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born sejak Princess Luna.
Luna berkata she found Moon Dust in the snow sejak the istana, castle with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna berkata she sensed great power from this filly. pokok Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. pokok Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a pelangi, rainbow mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named pelangi, rainbow Wing. sejak then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted unikorn and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
Not sure why I'm saying this too you.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Penulisan for it, Membaca for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Penulisan for it, Membaca for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.