My Little kuda, kuda kecil Friendship is Magic Japanese

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In full night Dan wake up
??? - come to meeee....
Dan - w-who is that
??? - come too mee
Dan look at RainbowDash
Dan - ( she sleep... who is that)
??? - uhh... COMON GET OVER HERE
Dan - ok
Dan walks away from tent and he saw... he but he (lol) wear bloody apron
??? - HI!
Dan - umm hi... who are you
??? - oh god... Im your Twin !
Dan - WHAT!
RainbowDash Wake Up
RainbowDash - Dan and Dan can you... wait... 2 Dans
Dan - He is my twin
Shadow - Hi my name is Shadow
Dan - Shadow Its not name of Shadow kuda, kuda kecil brother
Shadow - no his name is Henry
Dan - lol... ( tha fuck he cannot...

after killing the two Mexicans that had the machine gun, Con and his German Friends went to defeat lebih Mexicans

German colonel: where are the rest?
Con: I don't know. let's keep looking
Mexicans: *hiding behind wall*
Con: I think we defeated them all.
Germans: *searching*
Mexicans: now *open wall*
Con: lebih enemies 3 o'clock
Mexicans: *fire guns*
Con: *creates shield*
Mexican captain: kill that unicorn
Germans: *shoot Mexicans*
German colonel: wonderful they're all dead.
German kuda, kuda kecil 53: sir, look at this.
German colonel: my mother's sock, its a map of the entire world.
Con: what are those blinking lights...