1. Stare at him for a long time
2. When he asks what you're doing tell him he has lines on his face
3. Throw something in his face
4. Poke him constantly
5. Ask why he's so grumpy all the time
6. If he doesn't answer, conclude he's PMSing
7. Or... ask if he was never hugged as a child
8. Glomp him
9. Bug him constantly about his personal life
10. Ask where the lines came from
11. If he doesn't answer, keep bugging him till he does
12. If he does answer, shout "THEY'RE SCAAAAARS!!" and fall on the floor
13. Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" over and over and over....
14. Offer to paint his nails
15. Ask if he can paint yours
16. Challenge him to a bantal fight
17. Randomly shout in his face
18. Grab his Makanan right as he's about to eat it
19. Tackle hug him
20. Wake him up at 4 AM...
21. ...by jumping on him
22. Play the Caramelldansen...
23. ...and insist that he dance with you
24. Ask him to buy anda ice cream
25. Take him to Build a menanggung, bear Workshop (evil, isn't it?)
26. Sing "Pop goes the weasel"
27. Ask why he has't tried to kill Pein yet... since he was a spy in the first place
28. Babble like a moron
29. When he asks what the heck you're doing say you're imitating Sasuke
30. Poke him with a stick
31. when he asks what you're doing (again), tell him "You're dead aren't you? I'm trying to tell for myself."
32. Mess with his hair
33. Imitate the unikorn from "Charlie the Unicorn"
34. Insist that he goes to Kandi Mountain with you
35. Write "______ was here" on his face while he's asleep
36. Call him "Weasel boy"
37. Better yet, "Weasel-chan"
38. Buy him a frilly skirt saying "It matches your eyes"
39. Keep asking why he killed his clan
40. Keep asking him why he acted like the super bad guy for 90% of the series
41. Make him do tongue twisters
42. Buy him a huge teddy bear, saying it would be his best friend for ever and ever
43. Better yet, get him a friendship bracelet for anda and him
44. Scream randomly
45. ...say anda saw a labah-labah on his face
46. ...swat it for him
47. Hug him for no reason
48. Ask why his father was such an ass
49. ...Ask if his father ever abused him
50. No matter what he says, pat his head and say "Ohhh anda poor child."
51. Try to Ciuman him
52. Try and use him as a Krismas tree
53. Ask him to bake cookies, biskut for you
54. When he refuses, cry. Loudly. For a LONG time... at least until he agrees
55. Insist that anda want to give him a makeover
56. Steal his pants...
57. ...Blame it on Sasuke
58. Tell him how boring it must be to torture someone for three days straight
59. Point at him and shout "IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!"
60. Tell him he should have therapy...
61. ...then decline the idea, stating that he must have killed every other therapist left
62. Randomly wave in his face
63. Act like a complete and total retard
64. Tell him he's hot, then glomp him
65. Tell him Kisame has a creepy obsession with him and has picture of him under his bed
66. Ask him if he ever played Pokemon as a child...
67. ...because the Uchiha crest looks like a Pokeball
68. Try and flirt with him
69. Try and impersonate how he talks
70. Sit on him
71. Burst into tears when he looks at you
72. Talk to him in baby talk
73. Talk to him in 1337
74. Ask if anda can use him as a pillow
75. ...better yet, ask if anda can use his head as a pillow
76. Hit him with a slipper
77. In a very obnoxious tone ask him "Boxers atau briefs?"
78. Call him a "pretty boy"
79. Ask if he's ever been in a maid outfit...
80. ...Tell him he should
81. ...buy one for him
82. Force him to do your science homework
83. Ask him where Bayi come from
84. Stare at him blankly with your tongue out
85. Laugh insanely for no reason
86. ...in his face
87. Chew gum really loudly in front of him
88. ...blow a bubble in front of him
89. ...make sure it bursts in his face
90. Sneeze on him
91. Sing the slinky song from Ace Ventura over and over and over...
92. Tell him he's should stay out of the sun... his soul will burn
93. Ask if he even has a heart
94. If the answer is yes, ask where it went
95. If he refuses to answer, insist that Kakuzu give him a hati, tengah-tengah transplant
96. Get a anjing, anak anjing to lick his face
97. Make obnoxious noises that are sure to make anda spit on him
98. When he asks what it was for, tell him that he needs to clean his face... he has lines on it
99. Suddenly open the blinds on a really sunny day. Make sure the place is really dark and he's looking
100. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch Dora the Explorer... for an ENTIRE 76 hours
2. When he asks what you're doing tell him he has lines on his face
3. Throw something in his face
4. Poke him constantly
5. Ask why he's so grumpy all the time
6. If he doesn't answer, conclude he's PMSing
7. Or... ask if he was never hugged as a child
8. Glomp him
9. Bug him constantly about his personal life
10. Ask where the lines came from
11. If he doesn't answer, keep bugging him till he does
12. If he does answer, shout "THEY'RE SCAAAAARS!!" and fall on the floor
13. Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" over and over and over....
14. Offer to paint his nails
15. Ask if he can paint yours
16. Challenge him to a bantal fight
17. Randomly shout in his face
18. Grab his Makanan right as he's about to eat it
19. Tackle hug him
20. Wake him up at 4 AM...
21. ...by jumping on him
22. Play the Caramelldansen...
23. ...and insist that he dance with you
24. Ask him to buy anda ice cream
25. Take him to Build a menanggung, bear Workshop (evil, isn't it?)
26. Sing "Pop goes the weasel"
27. Ask why he has't tried to kill Pein yet... since he was a spy in the first place
28. Babble like a moron
29. When he asks what the heck you're doing say you're imitating Sasuke
30. Poke him with a stick
31. when he asks what you're doing (again), tell him "You're dead aren't you? I'm trying to tell for myself."
32. Mess with his hair
33. Imitate the unikorn from "Charlie the Unicorn"
34. Insist that he goes to Kandi Mountain with you
35. Write "______ was here" on his face while he's asleep
36. Call him "Weasel boy"
37. Better yet, "Weasel-chan"
38. Buy him a frilly skirt saying "It matches your eyes"
39. Keep asking why he killed his clan
40. Keep asking him why he acted like the super bad guy for 90% of the series
41. Make him do tongue twisters
42. Buy him a huge teddy bear, saying it would be his best friend for ever and ever
43. Better yet, get him a friendship bracelet for anda and him
44. Scream randomly
45. ...say anda saw a labah-labah on his face
46. ...swat it for him
47. Hug him for no reason
48. Ask why his father was such an ass
49. ...Ask if his father ever abused him
50. No matter what he says, pat his head and say "Ohhh anda poor child."
51. Try to Ciuman him
52. Try and use him as a Krismas tree
53. Ask him to bake cookies, biskut for you
54. When he refuses, cry. Loudly. For a LONG time... at least until he agrees
55. Insist that anda want to give him a makeover
56. Steal his pants...
57. ...Blame it on Sasuke
58. Tell him how boring it must be to torture someone for three days straight
59. Point at him and shout "IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!"
60. Tell him he should have therapy...
61. ...then decline the idea, stating that he must have killed every other therapist left
62. Randomly wave in his face
63. Act like a complete and total retard
64. Tell him he's hot, then glomp him
65. Tell him Kisame has a creepy obsession with him and has picture of him under his bed
66. Ask him if he ever played Pokemon as a child...
67. ...because the Uchiha crest looks like a Pokeball
68. Try and flirt with him
69. Try and impersonate how he talks
70. Sit on him
71. Burst into tears when he looks at you
72. Talk to him in baby talk
73. Talk to him in 1337
74. Ask if anda can use him as a pillow
75. ...better yet, ask if anda can use his head as a pillow
76. Hit him with a slipper
77. In a very obnoxious tone ask him "Boxers atau briefs?"
78. Call him a "pretty boy"
79. Ask if he's ever been in a maid outfit...
80. ...Tell him he should
81. ...buy one for him
82. Force him to do your science homework
83. Ask him where Bayi come from
84. Stare at him blankly with your tongue out
85. Laugh insanely for no reason
86. ...in his face
87. Chew gum really loudly in front of him
88. ...blow a bubble in front of him
89. ...make sure it bursts in his face
90. Sneeze on him
91. Sing the slinky song from Ace Ventura over and over and over...
92. Tell him he's should stay out of the sun... his soul will burn
93. Ask if he even has a heart
94. If the answer is yes, ask where it went
95. If he refuses to answer, insist that Kakuzu give him a hati, tengah-tengah transplant
96. Get a anjing, anak anjing to lick his face
97. Make obnoxious noises that are sure to make anda spit on him
98. When he asks what it was for, tell him that he needs to clean his face... he has lines on it
99. Suddenly open the blinds on a really sunny day. Make sure the place is really dark and he's looking
100. Tie him to a chair and force him to watch Dora the Explorer... for an ENTIRE 76 hours
