Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 bintang hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving anda a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that anda are able to function relatively well. However, anda are still parched. anda can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a burger keju, cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 bintang hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. anda may look okay but anda have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee anda chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though anda have a nice demeanour about the office, anda are costing your employer valuable money because all anda really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and Penulisan junk, sarap e-mails.
3 bintang hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. anda are definitely a angkasa cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks sejak anda gag because her perfume reminds anda of the Rawak gin shots anda did with your alcoholic Friends after the bouncer kicked anda out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if anda were in your katil with a dozen Donat and a litre of Coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet Coke - yet anda haven't peed once.
4 bintang hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and anda can't speak too quickly atau else anda might honk. anda have Lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted anda for being late and has telah diberi anda a lecture for reeking of booze. anda wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that anda missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like anda put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes anda look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. anda would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. utama time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, atau 3. A time machine so anda could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 bintang hangover (aka Dante's 4th bulatan of Hell) *****
anda have a saat heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits seterusnya to you. Death seems pretty good right now. anda can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your baju and making anda dizzy. anda still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least anda think it's toothpaste crust. anda don't give a damn either way. Your body has Lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at anda and your co-workers think that your dog just died because anda look so pathetic. anda should have called in sick because all anda can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 bintang hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving anda a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that anda are able to function relatively well. However, anda are still parched. anda can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a burger keju, cheeseburger and a side of fries.
2 bintang hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. anda may look okay but anda have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee anda chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though anda have a nice demeanour about the office, anda are costing your employer valuable money because all anda really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and Penulisan junk, sarap e-mails.
3 bintang hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. anda are definitely a angkasa cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks sejak anda gag because her perfume reminds anda of the Rawak gin shots anda did with your alcoholic Friends after the bouncer kicked anda out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if anda were in your katil with a dozen Donat and a litre of Coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet Coke - yet anda haven't peed once.
4 bintang hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and anda can't speak too quickly atau else anda might honk. anda have Lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted anda for being late and has telah diberi anda a lecture for reeking of booze. anda wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that anda missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like anda put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes anda look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. anda would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. utama time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, atau 3. A time machine so anda could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 bintang hangover (aka Dante's 4th bulatan of Hell) *****
anda have a saat heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits seterusnya to you. Death seems pretty good right now. anda can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your baju and making anda dizzy. anda still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least anda think it's toothpaste crust. anda don't give a damn either way. Your body has Lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at anda and your co-workers think that your dog just died because anda look so pathetic. anda should have called in sick because all anda can manage to do is breathe....very gently
