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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
You're an 80's child if...

anda had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

anda wanted to be on bintang Search. (Come on, we all did)

anda can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

anda wore a pisang clip atau one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

anda wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.

anda had slouch socks, and puff painted your own baju at least once.

anda owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

anda know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''

anda can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.''

anda can remember watching Full House and Saved sejak the loceng for endless hours!!!!!!

anda have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

anda know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.''

anda hold a special place in your hati, tengah-tengah for ''Back to the Future.''

anda know where to go if anda ''Wanna go where everybody knows your name.''

anda thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?)

anda know what ''Sike'' means.

anda fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and anda wore spandeks, surat spandeks pants

anda wanted to be a Goonie - (hey u guyz!!)

anda owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls.

anda actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ''Sam'' to be.

anda ever wore fluorescent -neon if anda will clothing...(or nail polish)

anda could break dance, atau wished anda could. (I berkata hip hop....)

anda remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. (Remember Pong)

anda know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''.

anda remember MC hammer well.

anda can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"

anda own any cassettes.

anda were led to believe that in the tahun 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

anda remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut.

Poltergeist freaked anda out.

anda carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins atau an ET lunchbox.

anda have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

anda wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy.

anda wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.

anda wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.

anda wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.

anda ever had a Swatch Watch.

anda actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.

anda remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

anda had Wonder Woman atau Superman underwear.

anda wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

anda Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, anda HAD the power''

anda thought that Transformers were lebih than meets the eye.

Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!

If anda can identify with at least half of this senarai then you, my friend, are a ''Child of the 80's.''
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
You're an 80's child if...

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

You wanted to be on bintang Search. (Come on, we all did)

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

You wore a pisang clip atau one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.

You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own baju at least once.

You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''

You can name at least half of the members of...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ANSI does it in the standard way

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ARCHITECTS have great plans.

ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

ATTORNEYS make better motions.

AUDITORS like to examine figures.

BABYSITTERS charge sejak the hour.

BAILIFFS always come to order.

BAKERS knead it daily.

BAND MEMBERS play all night.

BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

BARTENDERS do it...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
There was a little "incident" at your house today while anda were gone. Please allow me to explain: I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping going off in the kitchen. The first thing I thought of was the smoke detector going off so I ran into the dapur and checked everything out. sejak the time I got to the kitchen, the beeping had stopped and I couldn't smell any smoke.

I went back to watching my movie and I kept hearing a beep every minute. I knew that the type of smoke detector that anda have is the type that took a few minit to reset itself. I kept watching my movie , and about 10 minutes...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, anda better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, atau cottage cheese.
I don't jalang, perempuan jalang to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east atau west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minit max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when anda ask why get all pahit and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
1. Your house plants are alive, and anda can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin katil is out of the question.

3. anda keep lebih Makanan than bir in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when anda get up, not when anda go to bed.

5. anda hear your kegemaran song on an elevator.

6. anda watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your Friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. anda go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids seterusnya door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
The Warning Signs of Insanity...

Everyone anda meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that anda wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends anda mail from Iowa asking why anda never write.

Every time anda see a jalan sign, anda have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because anda heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your seterusnya door neighbour for setting api, kebakaran to his...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
A woman writes to a magazine asking how she will know if he truly loves her...

"Well... Here's how I see it. When a man is "taken with you"- anda will know. Sometimes the words, "I Cinta you" aren't always enough. As women, we like to see words put into action... Here are some ways that anda can tell if he means what he says..."

-He pretends to like your cat sejak no longer drop-kicking Fluffy down a flight of stairs when you're not looking.

-When anda come over to visit, they start picking up -- they shove underwear under their beds, (theirs and other women's) they alih the Playboy centerfold to a...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Many romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether anda use "la" atau "le" in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male atau female, here are a few of our recommendations...

COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

HOT AIR...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He Lost the baju off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the saat half of his round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabby. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabby said, "If anda don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
These days, selamat, peti deposit keselamatan sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help anda "play it safe"...

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

Make sure all open sores...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Every woman knows that there are days in the bulan when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker atau significant other! Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help anda with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would anda like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are anda wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, anda sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine....
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