Penguins of Madagascar Article: Harry potter meets pom part 4

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posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today anda will learn how to fly a broom
Now anda will force your penyapu to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go anda will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex anda can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are anda Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't atau else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was anda
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

MsKowalski99 likes this

Bluepenguin ??? I... I'm lost. What happened...? Like, I've read Harry Potter before back in my elementary days, but I don't understand the Snape part...

alex356 It because he one of you-know-who helper he dosen't like Harry and said to me that don't act like Harry

skipperfan5431 Uh...............

alex356 What

evviefoxx I'm in a scared and lonely place right now and I'm not sure where that is. It could be that POM & HP is slowly dying of a cancerous disease and I'm not quite sure how to grieve about it. Without my obsessions, I think I'll spiral out of control, do something stupid and watch endless re-runs of Buffy and no one wants me to go there. Someone hold me.

alex356 What?

evviefoxx ~runs away screaming~

ImAnEasel Yay! I'm not the only one who writes in short chapters! Phew. After seeing some really long, epic fanfictions, I felt really lazy. XD

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I Wanna Control You(?) Lyrics!!!

posted by KowalSkip9

I Wanna Control anda - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't anda listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sejak ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make anda mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope anda shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if anda spot anything anda know is a mistake.

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LOL Private

added by Icicle1penguin

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animasi ERROR!!!!!

added by Skipperlovah258

Source: Me/High Moltage

Private slap Kowalski

added by Kinomiya

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Sweaty Palm

added by Featherson

Source: Penguins of Madagascar

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Multiverse lemurs.

added by Bitt3rman

Source: Artwork belongs to gumboots42 tumblr

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And anda tought Mort was weird...

added by Bitt3rman

Source: Dreamworks animasi

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Cheezy Dibbles are Back ...

added by 27Kowalski

Source: 9GAG

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My REAL review on Inkoo Kang's "Review" on the POM Movie

posted by peacebaby7

Okay. I just read the artikel myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if anda can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give atau take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If anda wanted to give a proper review, anda should've first telah diberi much more...