Penguins of Madagascar Article: Harry potter meets pom part 4

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posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today anda will learn how to fly a broom
Now anda will force your penyapu to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go anda will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex anda can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are anda Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't atau else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was anda
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

MsKowalski99 likes this

Bluepenguin ??? I... I'm lost. What happened...? Like, I've read Harry Potter before back in my elementary days, but I don't understand the Snape part...

alex356 It because he one of you-know-who helper he dosen't like Harry and said to me that don't act like Harry

skipperfan5431 Uh...............

alex356 What

evviefoxx I'm in a scared and lonely place right now and I'm not sure where that is. It could be that POM & HP is slowly dying of a cancerous disease and I'm not quite sure how to grieve about it. Without my obsessions, I think I'll spiral out of control, do something stupid and watch endless re-runs of Buffy and no one wants me to go there. Someone hold me.

alex356 What?

evviefoxx ~runs away screaming~

ImAnEasel Yay! I'm not the only one who writes in short chapters! Phew. After seeing some really long, epic fanfictions, I felt really lazy. XD

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Skipper, you're really not thinking clearly.

added by imskipper

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Skipper wearing a frying pan

added by imskipper

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Kowalski with sticky tongue out

added by imskipper

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Noo.... RLLY?!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: memerang, otter Things have Happened

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Get em!

added by Icicle1penguin

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Nothing can go wrong!

added by Penguinangel

Source: "Invention Intervention"

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Pezz despencer Skipper

added by theWOLFPACK15

Source: Google

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Uhh...What?

added by SJ_waddles

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OH NOEZ!!!

added by madam_vira

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It makes me look polka-dotty!

added by dsprtpenguin

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Goodbye Private Chapter 2: A pahit Arguement

posted by legendary7

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, anda don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, anda were the one who berkata I was exendable. Why do anda care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper berkata calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than anda do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

FanFiction for Mostar1219

posted by Saori14

link

Go to this address if anda want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper tajuk at the end. M rated, so if anda don't like lemons click away atau don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

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penguin Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The memerang, memerang, otter Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now utama to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

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penguin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster, udang galah minion throwing ikan in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

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What happened Skipper...?

posted by SkippX101

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his anak patung hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask anda this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did anda end up being who anda are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his anak patung head off sejak pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his Friends take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, anda guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and Friends will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in Frozen tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer hari at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out sejak the hundreds. It was another typical hari for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every hari at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo Haiwan treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a mangga pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, atau is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed sejak his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! The Winner of Zoo Idol Attacked sejak Fangirls.

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm Penulisan an paparazzi scene with Kowalski as he being the winner of Zoo Idol. Enjoy!

"Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Why is there a big crowd of fangirls outside our home?"
"Uhhhh......" Kowalski replied. "That might be
because I won Zoo Idol."
Skipper was shocked. "Why did anda enter that competition???"
"Because a ton of people think I have a good tenor voice and wanted me to enter."
"KOWALSKI!!!!" Skipper yelled.
"Ooh. They want me to sign autographs. And one fangirl is Doris!!!! I'M COMING DORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skipper groaned.
"Skipper? Why are there girls screaming outside our house?" Private asked.
"Ask Kowalski."