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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do anda see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And anda can be my friend! Oh! And anda can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*

Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*

Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*

Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"

Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"

Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to anda live from the arctic bulatan where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bulatan around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: ...

Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l

Julien: *points over sejak door*

Director: *looks*

Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"

Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"

Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Now anda don't tell me to go home, I'll ground anda for a month, young man!"

Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"

*continues fighting*

Director: I need a vacation...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to anda live from the arctic bulatan where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bulatan around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"

Mort: "I do not like this show!"

Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. anda have lebih urgent matters to deal with..."

end scene 3

Stay tuned!
This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, anda probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM atau Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written sejak Judith Viorst. anda should read it. anda know, if anda like picture buku made for Kindergarteners.


I went to katil with ikan in my mouth, but now there’s ikan in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my kacang, kacang tanah Butter...
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After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man atau something on the wing, some....thing,' berkata Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...
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posted by 67Dodge
I am Penulisan a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 lebih if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the tunjuk is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome anda to-
Me: alih IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank anda for waiting

anda unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as anda travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything atau anyone
Unless we’re pretending...
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posted by JediPenguin16
A song inspoired sejak Penguinangel's picture of the Penguins rocking out!
Skipper: Lead singer
Kowalski: bass
Rico: Guitar
Private: Drums
Verse one
♪HAve I ever made out wiht a bobblehead doll?♪
♪Have I ever been banned from a Danish Ball?♪
♪ Where'd I get the treadmill?♪
♪Why is Rico's Brain ill?♪
chorus
♪ OH SISTER
OH SISTER SISTER SIIIIIISSSTER!♪
♪ Thaaaaat's Classified!♪
verse two
♪ What really happend to Mannfredi and Johnson?♪
♪Why are all penguins so Awesome?♪
♪What is a penguins kegemaran treat?♪
♪ Why the heck does Mort hug FEET????♪
Chorus
♪ OH SISTER...
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OPERATION: utama SWEET HOME
CHAPTER FOUR
~ Whatever It Takes ~


The seterusnya morning, before the zoo opened for business, Skipper, the other penguins, and Marlene gathered at Alice’s office to look at the newest edition of The New York Times, which Alice always had a copy of on bahagian, atas of her desk. Since both the Central Park Zoo and the New York Times Building were located in Manhattan, Skipper figured that the envelope he and Kowalski had mailed out the morning before would have reached the newspaper that same day, thus in time for its contents to be published in that morning’s edition.

“Let’s...
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OK, as anda might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site atau theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an artikel to be telah diposkan on their own site about how great the other tunjuk is.
If anda like the plan, komen and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if anda don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
posted by ThatDamnLlama
RATED PG-13.
Genre: mystery, suspense, romance, mild action
TDL's Note: I'm Penulisan a new story. This one is rather dark. The first part is very short; it is only the prologue.



The air was filled with the scent of wet concrete. The moon shown down on the lifeless zoo, the only sumber of light. Puddles covered the ground from the storm that passed through the city hours ago. An eerie silence swept over the exhibits.

Through the silence, faint footsteps moving from puddle to puddle were heard, getting louder and louder. He came from the shadows and out into the moonlight, and took a breath of...
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New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had telah diberi Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski berkata when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private berkata anxiously. "Well..."...
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posted by KowalskiTheLich
And so King Julien attempted to organize a late night party. He did manage to throw one on Thursday night, but the party was such a bust (the room was very cramped, there was nothing to eat and King Julien insisted that everyone form a conga line even after several Haiwan made it clear they did not want to). The seterusnya night, Julien announced that he was going to be throwing a saat party and the saat he did so nearly all of the Haiwan that were listening walked away, mumbling about how they would write notes to themselves reminding them not to go. Julien, frantically trying to think of...
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posted by skipperluvs
 Cute: Skilene
Cute: Skilene
S: Skipper; K: Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M: Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort: Mort.



The penguins are in their habitat testing a machine constructed sejak Kowalski. It is a Buah dispenser. Since most of the Haiwan in the zoo eat fruit, they decided to open a business. Plus they were getting a little tired of always running out of ikan and wanted a fishy refreshing drink.

S: Good Job Kowalski!!! Let’s put this baby up and see how we do!

Private puts a big drawing of Buah and a small picture of a fish. They were charging the Haiwan ikan for fruit. Julien sees the sign and runs to...
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S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice

The penguins are at the meja, jadual discussing a new fight routine. It is a cold winter night and every animal of every species is sleeping in their cozy habitats. All was quiet…All…

P: Maybe I could do a little hypnotizing dance!!! Then anda guys could tell them nicely to leave us alone :)
S: Private, anda don’t have to be nice to everyone!!! What if we some freak captured us right now!!!

Rico stands up and makes punch noises as he puts private in a cage.

P: Ahhhhh! It’s here!!! Leave me alone!...
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added by Rikopriski
Source: Operation Swap-Panzee
added by PenguinStyle
Source: Me xD
added by Tressa-pom
Source: Fit to print
posted by thecrazygeinus
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A peminat of The

Penguins of Madagascar
, usually to the point

of being noticable sejak others. Fanguins can be

identified sejak penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off Petikan from the Televisyen tunjuk at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable sejak a

Cinta of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s peminat-peminat and Foes

•And various OCs and peminat pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry
added by kowalskiforever
added by Kyle24096
Source: King Julien for a hari
added by kronasmeh