Penguins of Madagascar Article: penguin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

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penguin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do anda see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And anda can be my friend! Oh! And anda can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 2

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*

Mort: *begins frantically pressing buttons that causes various weapons to take out the lobsters*

Blowhole: *looks angrily at Julien*

Julien: "You...have to understand, he's just such a freak!"

Blowhole: *hits Mort away & activates the Ring of Fire* "Come! Fellow evil mammal! And ba-a-ask in our victory!"

Julien: "I do like basking!" *positions his little vehicle to where he can see the TV*

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to anda live from the arctic bulatan where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bulatan around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: ...

Director: *looks at Julien* ',: l

Julien: *points over sejak door*

Director: *looks*

Blowhole: "...No! I don't wa--"

Blowhole's Mom: "You're gonna catch a cold! Put your swea--"

Blowhole: "No! I don't need the dang sweater! Just go home!"

Blowhole's Mom: "Now anda don't tell me to go home, I'll ground anda for a month, young man!"

Blowhole: "Ground me from what?! I'm 34 freakin' years old!"

*continues fighting*

Director: I need a vacation...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 3

(on TV) Chuck Charles: "This is Chuck Charles, coming to anda live from the arctic bulatan where these mysterious & sinister towers have erupted from underground. They form a giant bulatan around the North Pole. This can only be described as a "Hoop of Heat."

Blowhole: "Ring of Fire!"

Mort: "I do not like this show!"

Skipper: "Me neither. Let's pull the plug."

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper. anda have lebih urgent matters to deal with..."

end scene 3

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the kerusi, tempat duduk and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every penguin for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

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penguin Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't atau anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are anda doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a kerusi, tempat duduk and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a kerusi, tempat duduk and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying orange (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. hei KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer sejak my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then alih back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't anda crawl into a #pantry and die already..

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penguin Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

penguin Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will menelan the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating ikan atau any thing. We'll only eat pastas, Chocolate balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the bot might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the bot moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect hari for sailing. Just...

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Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's kegemaran song?
Dynamite.
------------------------
Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
----------------------------
Why did the bomb menyeberang, cross the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled sejak until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to anda it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Black Death Chapter 1 The Invitation

posted by legendary7

Private rushed through the dark murderous forest for his life. Leaping over dead pokok roots, croutching under branches, and yelping for some one's, anyone's help, he raced farther and farther away from the inferno mansion. For all he knew, the maniac that killed his Friends was on his trail. No time, did he waste, to glance back to found where his attacker was.
Soon he was almost at the threshold, where they had almost wrecked coming. Just then in front of him Skipper's shadowy figure jumped from a pokok with an ax in one flipper, blocking the trembling Private from escaping. "Sorry, I have...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank anda for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one atau the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and Haiwan 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 2 The Oracles

posted by legendary7

We wander through the snowy wasteland for miles on end. A loud moan comes out of nowhere and I turn my head in pursuit it find out where it is coming from. It contuines and my stomach vibrates and aches. A gnasiating feeling causes me to not feel so peachy.
"Keep up, Skipper, we're almost there!" He growls. I struggle to pick up the pace, but I'm just not fast enough. As clear the purest water, a cave sits under the sunset, gleaming. My breathing heavies as I enter.
The ice sparkles above and I feel like I'm walking through the blue beam of the northern lights. ikan Bones dangle from the roof...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 18: The

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 18: The Final Battle
“It’s time to end this war! They killed Coryn. But, we have defeated The Striga and Nyra. But, we can’t end this war until we take out Dr. Blowhole.” “Agreed! He shall pay for what he’s done to us!” Soren, the new king of the Ga’Hoole tree, declared. “Okay, Mumble, Gylfie, and I will go spy on Blowhole. Everybody else, stay here and get ready for the battle.” Pat proclaimed. “Pat, we want some action.” Blu said, pointing a talon at Nico, Pedro, and Jewel. “Alright, we could always use lebih eyes.”

Later, the group, Blu, Nico, Pedro, Jewel,...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 lebih pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

My Friend (A Poem sejak Kayla)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...

Before me, he stands as tall as a pokok with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make anda laugh. He can make anda smile when anda feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the pokok itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered sejak a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

Shipwrecked chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story begins with skipper menunjukkan me a surprise.

Me: skipper can I open my eyes now?

Skipper: not yet Kiva. okay now

Me: (opens my eyes) wow. it's a boat.

Skipper: yup and for the seterusnya few days it's just going to be anda and me going fishing.

Me: cool I like that idea skipper let's go.

so me and skipper went to Bahia De, Los Angeles and then me and skipper set sail on the bot passing a few islands to Bahia Kino.

Skipper: so how's the bot ride so far Kiva?

Me: hm? oh it's good skipper.

Skipper: what's wrong don't anda like it?

Me: I do like it skipper it's just that I keep having this funny feeling...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the seterusnya mourning knowing that it is time to find Makanan and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the api, kebakaran is still there so it's time for me to look for Makanan and water. Makanan and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for Makanan and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a mangga it's perfect and it's selamat, peti deposit keselamatan for me to eat.

so after i grab the mangga I ate the mango. after i ate the mangga i crawl with one leg to look for water....

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a tetikus I look like minnie tetikus but different. I wear a merah jambu bow a merah jambu dress and merah jambu shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) hei where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the seterusnya thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces berkata it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...