From an e-mel I got.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until anda hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A hari without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime anda have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is berkata that if anda line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind sejak those who got there first.

12. Give a man a ikan and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to ikan and he will sit in a bot all hari drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When anda go into court, anda are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.