The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good merah jambu Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're pahit enemies. So all anda gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as anda run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. anda just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing Bunga out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so anda gotta keep running even after the Good merah jambu Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?

Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me Ciuman the good dragon)

Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get anda to have a teh party with him! If he some how makes anda have a girly teh party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, atau else anda would be shooting Rama-rama out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen Pari-pari that the scones are okay. atau was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes anda into a one eye troll, so I suggest anda eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until anda see a pelangi, rainbow made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once anda found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the bahagian, atas of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take anda to safty.

Hope that helps :D.

Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!

break his horn off and stab his keldai with it...
:)

the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out sejak a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of unikorn to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe

WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!

Couple things anda could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... atau give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!