What's the funniest thing anda ever heard?

I could think of hundreds of funny Petikan off the bahagian, atas of my head, but I'll just use one my biology teacher berkata explaining the creation theory he couldn't teach us (we're going to have to learn about evolution), "It involves seven days and someone really big."

Not what I heard, but rather what I read.

This was a soalan telah diposkan on the yahoo jawapan forum:
"What do anda think with rings in the nipples chest?"

I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, but this cracked me up.

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dont judge me... ;D

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. anda need a rocketship. Do anda have a rocketship? I bet anda do."

santa claus is real
hahahahahaha stupid