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Good Chuck Norris jokes?

Post some sick nasty Chuck Norris jokes.

A few of mine? Sure!


There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.



In fine print on the last page of the guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held sejak Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


The Great dinding of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.


Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes jagung needs to lie the fuck down.


Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved sejak a pantas, swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."

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adultswimperson said:
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctors had to call the bomb squad.


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LOL
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@E_M_LoVeRFaN, I know right?
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Ha, ha.
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@Hidden, Lol.;)
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bakuargirl729 said:
i got 2

1. "you dont find chuck norris, he finds you!"~ my friend
2. "friend-ship is the moreds power-full thing in the world! its hafn lebih power-ful that chuck norris!!" ~ LK
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For number 2, there were things messed up so I understood, none of it
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Hidden said:
God created the world, Chuck Norris created god.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris's house has no doors only walls that he walks in and out of.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to get butter, he just screams at a cow and the mentega comes out.
The fastest way to get to a man's hati, tengah-tengah is Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic meja, jadual of Elements because it did'nt contain the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is so awesome even Naruto can't believe it. (lame, ha, ha.)
Chuck Norris can fry ants at night.
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