If anda try to fail, and succeed, which have anda done?

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Well, hypothetically, if anda were in say, a talent show, and anda wanted to lose, anda would intentionally screw up (i.e. Singing badly). Then anda wouldn't win, therefore meeting your goals. So if losing is what anda wanted to do the whole time, I'd say anda suceeded.

You've fucked up in the best way possible.

anda failed epicly?

anda succeeded in failing. Which is oposite of failing to succeed. :)

Then your just keldai backwards XD