Funny Stupid soalan to Ask People
What happens when anda get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If anda write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If Cinta is blind, why is Pakaian dalam so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come anda get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated sejak a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid soalan to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe anda when anda say there are four billion stars, but check when anda say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten sejak a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 atau is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called anda at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't anda ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of emas would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable, if Chocolate comes from koko beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid soalan to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
anda know the expression, "Don't quit your hari job?" Well what do anda say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear seluar dalam on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If anda were a genie and a person asked anda this wish, "I wish anda would not grant me this wish" what would anda do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get perpecahan, berpecah ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If anda don't pay your exorcist, do anda get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when anda actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What happens when anda get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If anda write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If Cinta is blind, why is Pakaian dalam so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come anda get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated sejak a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid soalan to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe anda when anda say there are four billion stars, but check when anda say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten sejak a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 atau is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called anda at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't anda ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of emas would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable, if Chocolate comes from koko beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid soalan to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
anda know the expression, "Don't quit your hari job?" Well what do anda say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear seluar dalam on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If anda were a genie and a person asked anda this wish, "I wish anda would not grant me this wish" what would anda do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get perpecahan, berpecah ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If anda don't pay your exorcist, do anda get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when anda actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every hari since his retirement 25 years ago. One hari he arrives utama looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't anda take my brother with anda and give it one lebih try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the seterusnya hari Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty hayun, swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did anda see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't anda take my brother with anda and give it one lebih try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the seterusnya hari Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty hayun, swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did anda see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
