Application For Permission To tarikh My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied sejak a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical lapor from your physician.
Name:
tarikh of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
utama Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do anda have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers atau sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do anda own atau have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do anda have an earring, nose ring, atau belly button ring? ____
Do anda have a tattoo? ____
If anda have answered YES to #3, #4 atau #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words atau less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words atau less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words atau less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words atau less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple anda attend: ____________________________
How often do anda attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" atau "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do anda want to be if anda grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture atau mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank anda for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. anda will be contacted in Penulisan if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied sejak a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical lapor from your physician.
Name:
tarikh of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
utama Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do anda have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers atau sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do anda own atau have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do anda have an earring, nose ring, atau belly button ring? ____
Do anda have a tattoo? ____
If anda have answered YES to #3, #4 atau #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words atau less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words atau less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words atau less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words atau less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple anda attend: ____________________________
How often do anda attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" atau "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do anda want to be if anda grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture atau mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank anda for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. anda will be contacted in Penulisan if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
