anda Might be a Child of the 80's If...
anda have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.
The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket atau playing tennis.
anda know, sejak heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.
Songs sejak Debbie Gibson still haunt anda to this day.
Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
anda remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".
anda remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
anda ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a tahun on the open market.
A predominant color in your childhood foto-foto is "plaid".
You're pissed that anda couldn't really participate in the 60's, pissed that anda were a part of the 70's, think anda wasted too much time doing stupid, meaningless things in the 80's, and still have no clue what the 90's are all about.
anda see teenagers today wearing clothes that tunjuk up in those childhood photos, and they still look bad.
While in high school, anda and all your Friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" sejak Prince over and over again.
anda remember when Muzik that was labeled "alternative" really was.
anda were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which anda were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing anda think of is "Oliver Stone".
You, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it".
anda can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well.
anda took family trips before the invention of the mini-van. anda rode in the back of the station wagon and anda faced the cars behind you.
anda knew all the words to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, but it really didn't hold any meaning for anda until about the third verse.
You've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, anda ignorant slut".
You've recently horrified yourself sejak using any one of the following phases:
"When I was younger"
"When I was your age"
"You know, back when..."
"Because I berkata so, that's why"
"What the Hell is this noise on the radio?"
"Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
anda can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" didn't involve 49,000 selections to choose from.
Schoolhouse Rock played a huge part in how anda actually learned the English language.
Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss anda off sejak calling anda "sir" atau "ma'am".
"Celebration" sejak Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when anda first heard it at a school dance.
The first time anda ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" sejak Madonna.
There were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went sejak the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" atau "Dexter".
The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles anda over with laughter.
You're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 anda have to look out for.
anda freaked out when anda found that anda now fall into the "26 - 50" age category on most questionnaires.
anda have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for anda to tarikh due to their age.
Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described sejak the phrase "I was experimenting".
This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life: bintang Wars opens, anda are still in single digit ages, and anda think the creatures are WAY cool. Empire Strikes Back opens, anda are now in early double digit ages, and anda are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are cool, and anda want one of every collectible out there. Return of the Jedi hits the theaters...you are now a teenager, and anda cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts atau Han Solo's butt. anda fantasize forever and ever about it, and send off to sertai every peminat club for them on the planet, hanging posters, photos, and "teen"-type magazine spreads all over your walls and lockers at school.
anda remember when the phrase "candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth" started getting followed sejak "yeah, but M&M's won't give anda AIDS...".
You've ever shopped at a pisang Republic atau Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?
You're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect you) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
You're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree.
anda won't walk into the place where anda once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there".
Going to tong parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops tunjuk up.
anda want to go out dancing, anda really, really do, but your back hurts, sorry.
You're starting to get that "why aren't anda married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from Friends that are married.
You've recently horrified yourself sejak groaning as anda get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so.
You're finding that anda just don't understand lebih than half the lingo used on MTV any more.
(mostly guys on this one) Sex is still as much fun as it used to be, and you're still really interested in it, but anda just want to make sure there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing first.
anda ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for anda now.
anda ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in conversation.
When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end.
anda remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.
anda ever used the phrase "don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" when trying to frighten someone off.
anda spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman atau Wonder Woman atau the Six Million Dollar Man.
anda remember "Hey, let's be careful out there".
anda know who shot J.R.
This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."
anda have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.
The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket atau playing tennis.
anda know, sejak heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.
Songs sejak Debbie Gibson still haunt anda to this day.
Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?
anda remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".
anda remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV.
anda ever owned a pair of "Pop-Wheels" - that handy little combination of shoe and roller skate that lasted about a tahun on the open market.
A predominant color in your childhood foto-foto is "plaid".
You're pissed that anda couldn't really participate in the 60's, pissed that anda were a part of the 70's, think anda wasted too much time doing stupid, meaningless things in the 80's, and still have no clue what the 90's are all about.
anda see teenagers today wearing clothes that tunjuk up in those childhood photos, and they still look bad.
While in high school, anda and all your Friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" sejak Prince over and over again.
anda remember when Muzik that was labeled "alternative" really was.
anda were shocked and horrified at the Challenger explosion (which anda were probably watching in school at the time), and yet, when someone mentions the name "JFK", the first thing anda think of is "Oliver Stone".
You, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it".
anda can't remember when the word "networking" didn't have a computer connotation to it as well.
anda took family trips before the invention of the mini-van. anda rode in the back of the station wagon and anda faced the cars behind you.
anda knew all the words to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, but it really didn't hold any meaning for anda until about the third verse.
You've ever conversationally used the phrase "Jane, anda ignorant slut".
You've recently horrified yourself sejak using any one of the following phases:
"When I was younger"
"When I was your age"
"You know, back when..."
"Because I berkata so, that's why"
"What the Hell is this noise on the radio?"
"Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to"
anda can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" didn't involve 49,000 selections to choose from.
Schoolhouse Rock played a huge part in how anda actually learned the English language.
Kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss anda off sejak calling anda "sir" atau "ma'am".
"Celebration" sejak Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when anda first heard it at a school dance.
The first time anda ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" sejak Madonna.
There were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went sejak the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" atau "Dexter".
The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles anda over with laughter.
You're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 anda have to look out for.
anda freaked out when anda found that anda now fall into the "26 - 50" age category on most questionnaires.
anda have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for anda to tarikh due to their age.
Your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described sejak the phrase "I was experimenting".
This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life: bintang Wars opens, anda are still in single digit ages, and anda think the creatures are WAY cool. Empire Strikes Back opens, anda are now in early double digit ages, and anda are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are cool, and anda want one of every collectible out there. Return of the Jedi hits the theaters...you are now a teenager, and anda cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts atau Han Solo's butt. anda fantasize forever and ever about it, and send off to sertai every peminat club for them on the planet, hanging posters, photos, and "teen"-type magazine spreads all over your walls and lockers at school.
anda remember when the phrase "candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth" started getting followed sejak "yeah, but M&M's won't give anda AIDS...".
You've ever shopped at a pisang Republic atau Benetton, but not in the last five years, okay?
You're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect you) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
You're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree.
anda won't walk into the place where anda once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there".
Going to tong parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops tunjuk up.
anda want to go out dancing, anda really, really do, but your back hurts, sorry.
You're starting to get that "why aren't anda married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from Friends that are married.
You've recently horrified yourself sejak groaning as anda get out of bed, not because of a hangover, but because it genuinely just hurt to do so.
You're finding that anda just don't understand lebih than half the lingo used on MTV any more.
(mostly guys on this one) Sex is still as much fun as it used to be, and you're still really interested in it, but anda just want to make sure there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing first.
anda ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for anda now.
anda ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in conversation.
When someone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end.
anda remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene.
anda ever used the phrase "don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" when trying to frighten someone off.
anda spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman atau Wonder Woman atau the Six Million Dollar Man.
anda remember "Hey, let's be careful out there".
anda know who shot J.R.
This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."
